I Want My Epidural Back

  • Autor: Karen Alpert
  • Narrador: Karen Alpert
  • Editora: HarperCollins USA
  • Duração: 4:19:18
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Sinopse

Now that I’m a mom, I know the most painful part isn’t getting something giant through your hooha. It’s having a real live child.

If you are the kind of mom who shapes your kiddo’s organic quinoa into reproductions of the Mona Lisa, do not read this book. If you stayed up past midnight to create posters for your PTO presidential campaign, do not read this book. If you look down your nose at parents who have Domino’s pizza on speed dial, do not read this book.

But if you are the kind of parent who accidentally goes ballistic on your rugrats every morning because they won’t put their shoes on and then you feel super guilty about it all day so you take them to McDonalds for a special treat but really it’s because you opened up your freezer and panicked because you forgot to buy more frozen pizzas, then absolutely read this book.

I WANT MY EPIDURAL BACK is a celebration of mediocre parents and how awesome they are and how their kids love them just as much as children with perfect parents. Karen Alpert’s honest but hilarious observations, stories, quips and pictures will have you nodding your head and peeing in your pants. Or on the toilet if you’re smart and read it there.

Capítulos

  • 001 I Want My Epidural Back

    Duração: 26s
  • 002 Introduction

    Duração: 03min
  • 003 Chapter 01

    Duração: 03min
  • 004 Chapter 02

    Duração: 08min
  • 005 Chapter 03

    Duração: 03min
  • 006 Chapter 04

    Duração: 03min
  • 007 Chapter 05

    Duração: 06min
  • 008 Chapter 06

    Duração: 02min
  • 009 Chapter 07

    Duração: 05min
  • 010 Chapter 08

    Duração: 04min
  • 011 Chapter 09

    Duração: 05min
  • 012 Chapter 10

    Duração: 08min
  • 013 Chapter 11

    Duração: 05min
  • 014 Chapter 12

    Duração: 08min
  • 015 Chapter 13

    Duração: 04min
  • 016 Chapter 14

    Duração: 05min
  • 017 Chapter 15

    Duração: 03min
  • 018 Chapter 16

    Duração: 07min
  • 019 Chapter 17

    Duração: 02min
  • 020 Chapter 18

    Duração: 08min
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