I Want My Epidural Back

  • Autor: Karen Alpert
  • Narrador: Karen Alpert
  • Editora: HarperCollins USA
  • Duração: 4:19:18
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Sinopse

Now that I’m a mom, I know the most painful part isn’t getting something giant through your hooha. It’s having a real live child.

If you are the kind of mom who shapes your kiddo’s organic quinoa into reproductions of the Mona Lisa, do not read this book. If you stayed up past midnight to create posters for your PTO presidential campaign, do not read this book. If you look down your nose at parents who have Domino’s pizza on speed dial, do not read this book.

But if you are the kind of parent who accidentally goes ballistic on your rugrats every morning because they won’t put their shoes on and then you feel super guilty about it all day so you take them to McDonalds for a special treat but really it’s because you opened up your freezer and panicked because you forgot to buy more frozen pizzas, then absolutely read this book.

I WANT MY EPIDURAL BACK is a celebration of mediocre parents and how awesome they are and how their kids love them just as much as children with perfect parents. Karen Alpert’s honest but hilarious observations, stories, quips and pictures will have you nodding your head and peeing in your pants. Or on the toilet if you’re smart and read it there.

Capítulos

  • 021 Chapter 19

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  • 022 Chapter 20

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  • 023 Chapter 21

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  • 024 Chapter 22

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  • 025 Chapter 23

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  • 026 Chapter 24

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  • 027 Chapter 25

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  • 028 Chapter 26

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  • 029 Chapter 27

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  • 030 Chapter 28

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  • 031 Chapter 29

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  • 033 Chapter 31

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  • 034 Chapter 32

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  • 035 Chapter 33

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  • 036 Chapter 34

    Duração: 11min
  • 037 Chapter 35

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  • 038 Chapter 36

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  • 039 Chapter 37

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  • 040 Chapter 38

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