Werewolf Ambulance

Hey EMTs, we took a vacation this week so we're leaving you with our most recent action movie episode, "Lady Bloodfight." It's the 5th film in the "Bloodsport" franchise and it is terrible, but it's a whole lot of fun to talk about. If you want more of our scintillating conversation about action movies, head on over to patreon.com/werewolfambulance. Outherwise we'll catch you next week!

It's a bait and switch, babies! Turns out it's harder to find our original movie choice than expected, so we called an audible (that's a sports joke) and subbed in the 2017 Japanese film "One Cut of the Dead" and truly what a happy mistake this turned out to be. Special topics for your consideration include: films within films within films, sick t-shirts, poking babies in the face, and truly doing it for the love of the game. We talk a lot about our patron saint Don Dohler in this episode. You can hear us discuss his films in Episode 183- "The Alien Factor," Episode 490- "Night Beast," and Episode 524- "Galaxy Invader." Truly an American treasure. You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambu

In this week's episode we are discussing a newer film-- the 2025 supernatural folk horror movie "Keeper." Special topics for your consideration include: witchy shit, the proper ways to eat cake, pulling a "She's All That," the Sutherland family, and for some reason...Barstool Sports. Osgood Perkins is all right. You can hear us talk about his movies in Episode 161- I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives In The House, Episode 513- Longlegs, and Episode 534- The Monkey. You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! We are also getting into the meat of our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfamb

In this week's episode, we are discussing a bit of a snoozefest: the 1971 Vincent Price film "The Abominable Dr. Phibes." Special topics for your consideration include: large adult sons, criminally underusing Vincent Price, being a real good showman, absolutely everything we know about plagues, and hiring an assistant. Want to watch Vincent Price chew up the scenery a little bit? You could check out Episode 91- "The Last Man on Earth" or Episode 429- "Witchfinder General." You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! Do you think we liked "Lady Bloodfight?" WE DID. We also just started our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on

In this week's episode, we are discussing what is regularly bandied about as a slasher classic: the 1979 film "When a Stranger Calls." Special topics for your consideration include: being a cute little baby koala, distinctive art, not letting women do their goddamn jobs, and fantastic mustaches. Want to hear us talk about another slasher classic? You could do worse than Episode 113- "Black Christmas." You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! This month's theme is sequels to "Bloodsport;" and we're doing "Lady Bloodfight" which I could not be more thrilled about. We also just started our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on

In this week's episode, we're back to one of our favorite wells of inanity-- the weird Italian shit of the 1970s and 80s. This time it's the 1980 Umberto Lenzi zombie/tits movie "Nightmare City." Special topics for your consideration include: a metaphor for incel culture, tits, being all one color, tits, the Bristol scale, tits, and tits.  This was the first film we covered by this director but we did reference Lucio Fulci a few times, so give our episodes on his movies a listen: Episodes 72, 227, 281, and 388-- "The Beyond," "Zombi 2," "City of the Living Dead," and "House by the Cemetery," respectively.  You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! This month's theme is sequels to "Bloodsport;" and we're doing "Lady Bloodfight" which I could not be more thrilled about. We also just started our second season of "Nice One, Mate!" which is FREE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A PATRON. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://disco

In this week's episode, we are taking a stroll down the most toxic of emotions (nostalgia) with the 2025 reboot of I Know What You Did Last Summer. Special topics for your consideration include: men who wear jewelry, an extreme misunderstanding in the nature of a sex scene, podcast awards, and The Cure. We covered the original and sequel of this franchise in episodes 8 and 328, respectively. You can also catch more JLH in Episode 269- "Can't Hardly Wait." The  regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! This month's theme is sequels to "Bloodsport;" did you know that one of them is called "Lady Bloodfight?" Genuinely hoping the voters know what they're doing this month. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on T

In this week's episode, we're discussing a very divisive film: the 2025 remake of "Deathstalker." Special topics for your consideration include: "Clash of the Titans," "Jason and the Argonauts," "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom," "Evil Dead," "Hellraiser," and so many others! We covered "Hellraiser" in Episode 51 and "The Evil Dead" in Episode 281. Maybe start there! The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! It's Michelle Yeoh month plus we're starting Series 2 of "Line of Duty" very soon! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebo

Trigger warning: a lot of rape talk in this one, thank you so much Roger Corman. In this week's episode, we're discussing the absolute sleazefest of a sword & sandal film "Deathstalker." Pretty much all the topics for your consideration are tits, so... tits! Obviously Riger Corman's greasy little fingers are all over many films we've covered, so maybe just try Episode 219- "Attack if the Crab People." It's a batshit delight.  

Yinz know that we love a rock block!

In this week's episode, we are back to the well of a franchise that we both love and have not visited for way too long. It's the 5th installment in the Paranormal Activity series, "The Marked Ones". Special topics for your consideration include: a bit of cultural confusion, spinsters just trying to live their goddamn lives, why we should really stop skipping movies in the series at random, spinning sign guys, and racks for days. We've covered the first three Paranormal Activity movies, albeit out of order (doi). They are Episodes 83, 296, and 430. Our links page isn't working right now so I can't copy and paste, but you can go to www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance and join us there for about a million action movies, an entire series of the British crime drama "Line of Duty" rewatch, and this month's episode which will be "Police Story 3." Michelle Yeoh forever, baby.

In this week's episode, we are wrapping up our Kristy Swanson Rock block with the 1986 Wes Craven film "Deadly Friend". Special topics for your consideration include: MAGA SINCE 1969 BABY, old ass teen professors, the dangers of ignoring child abuse, Wes Craven's take on necessary gore, and probably one of the best kills we've ever seen on this show. We've done so many Wes Craven sounds that I can't be arsed to list them all here, maybe just try Episode 493- "Shocker." The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! It's Michelle Yeoh month AND we just finished our first series of our "Line of Duty" podcast entitled "Nice One, Mate." leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagra

In this week's episode, we are discussing a pick from our favorite listeners on the Discord, the 1991 AC/DC-less film "Highway to Hell." Special topics for your consideration include: the other Lowe brother, making a copy of a copy of Johnny Depp, the appearances of children because we're classy like that, the very fine Stiller family, and a big divergence in the ratings phase. Genuinely this movie can be compared to no others, for better or for worse. Go listen to Epispde 17- "Return of the Living Dead" and Episode 339- "Return of the Return of the Dead" in which we gave the movie a second shot. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! It's Michelle Yeoh month AND we just finished our first series of our "Line of Duty" podcast entitled "Nice One, Mate." leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to

In this week's episode, we are talking about the 2025 reimagining of the Wolfman, a subject that you think it would be hard to fuck up! From the mind that brought you Insidious or whatever, here you go. Special topics for your consideration include: daddy issues, a combination of boredom amd disdain from people actually involved in the project, getting very upset at spiders, and whether or not this child actually *has* ESP?? Oof. Go watch the film from Episode 217- "The Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf" instead, you can thank me later. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! You can vote on this month's movie now and, bonus, our third podcast,"Nice One, Mate!" Episode 4 has dropped!  leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/we

Join us as we embark on this journey to share our love of a wonderfully bananas British Police drama, Line of Duty. In this inaugural episode we get to know our main characters, spoil futures season, and have a good time making fun of somethings we very much love.  We'll be back to horror movies next. Hope you enjoy this little sidequest. 

And this week's episode, we are discussing the third installation in this series, the 2025 zombie film 28 weeks later. Special topics for your consideration include; rite of passage for children, zombie body shaming, the inexplicable will to live, mom problems, and some really good gore. We have covered the first two movies in the series and hey look! We did them in order. They are Episode 101 and Episode 553 respectively. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes omcludonf this month's episode "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective," and bonus, our third podcast, "Nice One, Mate!" Episode 4 drops soon! Get in now to vote for our next movie. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instag

WE'RE BACK BABIES!

Hey yinz, we are taking another week off to deal with *waves arms at the world* we'll be back soon with a new episode, but until then, please enjoy this batshit episode. It's a classic for a reason. 

Hey guys, we are going to be taking a little bit of time to deal with some life stuff. We know it's been a lot lately and we also think that bluer skies are ahead. Thanks for sticking with us. Love yinz. 

Hey, first things first: catch us tomorrow as guest hosts on the God Awful Movies podcast! It's a Neil Breen movie which, as it turns out, means that it is BATSHIT. In this week's episode, we're joined by a fan favorite guest (everyone's cousin Vicky) to discuss her pick, the 1999 blockbuster "The Mummy." You're gonna love it. Have we done the OG 1932 film? Of COURSE we have! It's Episode 207 and features another absolutely delightful guest. You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes including this month's leader in the pills, "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective." And, bonus! Our third podcast, "Nice One, Mate!" Episode 4 drops soon!  leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewol