The Vampire Diaries Diaries

Stefan and Elena's romantic weekend getaway ends up a bit more murdery than they expected.

Our previous guests Rose and Mike join us for a holiday recap of Jack Frost, aka the movie where Michael Keaton turns into a snowman.

Never go with a werewolf to a second location.

Rose isn't feeling very well.

Tyler turns into both a werewolf and a sympathetic character for the first time.

Everybody has their own plan for evading Klaus and they're all terrible.

Goodbye Katherine 1864, hello Katerina 1490!

We find out why you should never enter into a slap bet with a vampire, and VERY special guest Chuck Tingle calls in for a quick chat about love, and the dangers of going home with handsome vampires.

Everybody's trying to kill Katherine, and Beth and Claire get real during Why Are Men.

Who gets stabbed in the Gilbert kitchen this week? Listen to find out!

Uncle Mason has lost his chill.

This week's episode brought to you by Goldfrapp.

♫ I see a bad moon rising / I see Uncle Mason on the way / I see crossbows a-firing / I see Matt Donovan acting like a shitbag again today / Don't go round the old Lockwood ruins tonight / It's bound to take your life / There's a bad moon on the rise ♫

One of the Salvatore brothers' stupidest plans doesn't end very well for a carnie, and the Lockwood family may all be spidermen.

Katherine's back and in the mood for stabbing!

It's finally Founder's Day and everybody wants to murder each other.

Elena meets her birth mom and Beth and Claire reveal their drag names.

Stefan is feeling his Angel fantasy while Uncle John Gilbert makes a play for the title of Worst Character.

Nothing like a pageant to serve as a backdrop for a man's addiction storyline...

Much like Stefan, we had a little trouble keeping things under control this week. We blame special guest Rose.