The Vampire Diaries Diaries

Jeremy's gone, but Bill Forbes is back to take his place at the top of our shit list.

We're back after a lengthy hiatus to talk about Wickery Bridge and pizza bagels.

Elena hasn't been this worried about Jeremy since he was smoking the weed.

The gang's latest "Let's kill Klaus!" plan breaks the record for most double-crosses.

In which we learn that Mikael was the Original Douchebag.

Welcome back, Lexi! Welcome back, Uncle Mason! WELCOME BACK, DRUNK GRANDMA!!!!!!!

It's the first day of Senior Year and only two people get stabbed!

Klaus crashes Senior Prank Night and Matt manages to come up with an idiotic plan that even Elena couldn't rival.

Everybody wants Elena's ugly-ass necklace and Alaric takes a major tumble in our list of favorite characters.

A better title for this episode would have been Nik and Stefan's Infinite Slaylist.

Elena out-dumbs herself while Matt and Jeremy embark on a ghost adventure.

Elena's 18th birthday is more crappy than happy.

S02E22: As I Lay Dying by The Vampire Diaries Diaries

Everybody is clamoring to be Aunt Jenna's understudy in Klaus's ritual.

The sacrifice is tonight so naturally Stefan forces Elena to hike up a mountain.

Let's give a warm welcome to Niklaus 1492 and his terrible wig!

AlarKlaus is not a very good Decade Dance chaperone.

There's a lot of backstabbing, but this time it's figurative.

Astral projection and flamethrowers don't mix well.

No dinner party is complete without at least two surprise stabbings.