Someday Never Comes

Tk recounts the last days of January before he attempts sober February. Max, surprise surprise, informs us with more metal news. The boys talk super bowl and the death of Hoffman. Music: My Bloody Valentine, Deafheaven, The Saints. 

On this week's episode Tk complains about the cold and New York. Max recounts stories about crazy subway gentlemen. The boys get deep into the CW's Arrow. And finally the boys discover a new way to make guacamole. Music: Silver Jews, Charles Bradley & Menahan Street Band, Bright Eyes. 

Max has an old New York experience and Tk debates deleting his on-line dating profile. The boys also discuss two very sad tragedies, metal, a brutal Gwar concert, and NYC cabs. Music: The Other Half, Babyshambles, Bob Dylan. 

This week the boys welcome back the notorious Larry Bamundo. The boys discuss religion, Staten Island, and Children. Max replaces the tidal wave of depression with a new picture metaphor and Tk gets advice from the Love Guru himself Larry Bamundo. Music: The Dodos, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Brian Jonestown Massacre. 

The boys are back from holiday break and with the new year brings some changes that will forever alter the podcast. Max opens a belated X-mas present from his mother-in-law Miss Koza. And the boys discuss what they want/wish the new year will bring. Music: The Specials, Deathcab for Cutie, The Walkmen 

On this episode of SNC Max informs Tk about knockout, as well as, some fertile Quaker caretakers. Tk explains the month of Tk. The boys also ponder the question, which is the more romantic sex. Music: Television, French Kicks, Stiff Little Fingers. 

Max attempts to put himself back out there, while TK complains that he's fat. Then the boys try to figure out who will be the next Clooney. Music: Superchunk, Swearin', Archers of Loaf. 

This week the boys welcome the lovely Sheila Jamieson into the room. The boys discuss the strange reason they are recording on Monday instead of the usually Tuesday. TK fears that he will never not work, while a job opportunity for Max leaves him at a crossroad. Sheila tells the boys about an awkward moment she had with her UPS man and the three discuss the beauty that is elbows out shoulders down. Music: Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings, They Might Be Giants, Elvis Costello, LCD Soundsystem. 

The boys welcome guest Larry Bamundo to the show. The boys discuss heckling and pornography.  The boys then reminisce about their college days, Larry's wall of shame, and the old 96. Also the love guru Larry Bamundo tries to give TK advice about his love life. Music: T-Rex, LCD Soundsystem, Sebadoh. 

TK sings karaoke. Max talks to a British Bird. And the boys discuss what they think their funerals might be like. Music: The Boys, Whiskeytown, Drive-By Truckers.  

Max learns about a failed chance at love through facebook and decides to shut it down. The boys then discuss T.I.P.S. training and the pros and cons of alcohol.   Music: The Dodos, Girls, Tom Waits.

This week TK talks to Max about attempting the impossible, Max gets linkedin with his past, and the boys discuss what would happen to the podcast if one of them actually got a girlfriend. Musid: Unrest, The Flaming Lips, Sebadoh.   

The boys welcome avid listening and friend of the show Bill G. into the studio. Max asks Bill to paint a mental picture of what he thought TK's apartment would look like. Max and Bill tell a tale of a photo bomb gone terribly wrong. TK and Bill discuss their combative personalities. And finally Bill deals with a problem surrounding his cell phone provider. Music: Elastica featuring Stephen Malkmus, The Jazz June, The U.K. Subs, The Black Lips.  

The boys once again welcome second string guest James Reedy into the studio. TK ponders the question is he a nice person. Max makes a second visit to the infamous 303. And James tells the boys about a recent biking accident. Music: The Adjusters, Broken Social Scene, Superdrag. 

Tk talks about stand up and open mics. A visit to a wedding has Max imagining what his ideal wedding might look like. Pork Bullets. TK also talks about a musical crush. Music: Hop Along, Guided By Voices, Waxahatchee. 

A stranger inspires Max to stay in New York City. Max also decides its time to see a doctor. And the boys discuss the music on a young lady's phone. Music: Bloc Party, Ween, Jeff the BrotherHood, YUCK. .  

Tk's tale of two weddings; Max has a late night guest who brings a friend, and The boys discuss how to make a better podcast.. first step no TK.   Music: The Afghan Wigs, Fountains of Wayne, Rilo Kiley 

Max receives an email concerning a mysterious package. The boys each reconnect with their past. And an Australian man finds an usual place to store his silverware. Music: Superchunk, Swearin', Silver Jews.

TK expresses the wanting to get in shape for an odd reason. A Russian makes Max an offer, while TK takes a stroll down memory lane. Music Mission of Burma, Jarvis Cocker, Love.

Max talks about the unstoppable wave. the boys ponder the possibility of a change of scenery and discuss their visions of how the world might end. Music: Uncle Tupelo, The Rentals, and Daniel Johnston.