Kar Dishin' It : All Things Kardashian

Our beloved April Mouton (“Bitch Sesh”) joins us to recap an episode centered on LA’s homeless problem, but with plenty of Kardashian goofs thrown in too. We also try to figure out the root of Steph Shep’s firing and whether Tristan is handling Khloe’s butt well enough!

KKW Beauty is open for business, after ten long years in the making! Kim pulls out all the stops for the splashy, flower-filled launch party, Khloe drags us on a pretend house hunt, and Kourt yells at Scott while wearing a Wonder Woman shirt.

It’s time to head back to Cleveland for an episode where Kris and Kourt see Khloe’s life with her main man, Tristan. There’s also a food tour of New York for Kim’s last unhealthy hurrah, Scott being a mopey sad-sack like usual, and plenty more!

Kourt and Scott’s drama is officially international as they bring their endless dramz to Cannes and, of course, we’re loving it. We gab about it as well as the Planned Parenthood storyline, all the girls’ halloween costumes and tons more!

Who doesn’t love a good ol’ sisters getaway on KUWTK?? It’s honestly one of our fave things because we get to see the girls all kinds of loopy and, in this case, many glasses deep into some wine. This week’s Santa Barbara trip is a fun one — let’s hear it for Kendall’s bike spill — and we also break down whether or not Kourt should be using highlighter, how Kim is bitchy when she’s with Cheban, and read a great listener email.

For those of you who missed it in “Life Of Kyle,” we get some Met Ball behind the scenes madness with Kim on this week’s episode, along with a sleepover at Aunt Khloe’s, Kourtney having a hot date, and Kris flaking in the fakest way. We also gab about Bethenny Frankel and Cypress Hill as grade A instgram commenters, Marcy being basically a surgeon and Chyna suing the whole damn family! Also, listen for a great Puddy cameo.

Oh heck yeah. It’s time we finally get to see some of the MADNESS of Kourtney’s wild 38th birthday party in Mexico in this week’s episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. It was teased endlessly through a zillion thong-filled pics and snaps and it delivers bigtime. There’s eggplant piñatas, kimoji pool floats, shot glass necklaces and cheeks, cheeks, cheeks!

We’re so happy to have KUWTK back! Boy, did we need this. The ladies dish on the seemingly endless Rob/Chyna drama with new suits against Chyna from Rob and lil sis Kylie, Kourtney’s boy-toy Younes and his 3 degrees of separation from EVERYONE, and how does one celebrate the anniversary of a robbery?

Oh lord, there is news to get through, guys!! It was a trying couple of days waiting to discuss the bombshell Kylie pregnancy announcement but, guess what? By waiting, we were able to also tackle KHLOE’S huge pregnancy announcement!!! It’s been a dang rollercoaster ride. We get into all the babies-to-come and manage to also tackle this week’s big 10th Anniversary Reunion episode in all its Seacrestian glory.

Hallelujah we finally reached the finale of Life of Kylie! Jess and Marcy discuss that hot hot new KUWTK promo, Rob & Chyna’s custody settlement, and we really cream our jeans over Kim’s beach body. In the finale of LoK there are baby alpacas, Shamans, and Kris desperately trying to make a cohesive reality tv show for her baby daughter. It’s a struggle for all of us. It’s been a long, strange trip, babies — much like Peru to Houston to LA. Give a listen!

As we move towards next week’s season finale of “Life of Kylie,” we bring in another insanely fun guest to hold down the fort alongside Jess and Marcy — our bud Joanna Calo (“Bojack Horseman”)! We get into Kim’s risk-taking New York Fashion Week, Marcy getting the VIP treatment at the Las Vegas Magic Mike show, reconnecting with your college roots, and how Kylie relates to cleft palates because she had thin lips once.

With Marcy and Tricia gone, Jess brings in the one and only April Mouton (“Bitch Sesh”) to hold down the fort and tear through another episode of “Life of Kylie.” This week, Jordyn and Kylie ride a double-decker bus around Londontown wearings some mediocre wigs, play with butterflies, slowly ride motorcycles, and talk about having “big body pores.” It’s a weirdly fun one and April does not hold back with some fresh insults she comes up with ON THE SPOT. Give a listen!

We trudge on with another recap of the on-screen melatonin known as “Life of Kylie,” thankfully aided by our truly delightful guest and bud, Yamara Taylor (“Blackish”). She helps us breathe some life into Kylie’s world of wet wigs and titsy Met Ball dresses — ultimately agreeing Jordyn is our new star — while leaving time to talk about Kim’s Interview Magazine photo controversy, the insanity of Hurricane Harvey, and the never-ending cultural appropriation by the Kardashian women.

Marcy and Tricia struggle through another ep of Life with Kylie where the world’s richest millennial asks the question, “But what if I lived on a farm tho?” The answer… is even more boring than you thought. We sure do have fun tearing apart the show this week, as well as deep diving on those Hollywood Reporter photos for the article we didn’t read and analyzing some new Bieber lyrics that Marcy thinks have a Dashy connection.

The world seems to be on fire lately so we need trivial BS to distract us now more than ever and OOOOooooh baby do we have it this week! We talk super sleuths Kylie and Jordyn busting fake lip kit rings, seeing Kris's tough side, and Kim defending Jeffree Star. Take a vacation from the news and check it out!

HOORAY! We’ve got our beloved Tricia back this week and simply could not be happier about it! She weighs in on — you guessed it — the premiere of "Life Of Kylie," which we fully dissect in all its Snapchat-and-wigged-filled glory. We also gab about a recent encounter with a celebrity impersonator, watching buttholes on the BBC, visiting the dermatologist and so much more. Buckle up, we got another season of a show on our hands, folks!

We continue our summer streak of HOT HOT HOT guests with the one and only Betsy Sodaro (Netflix's "Disjointed," "Another Period," "Animal Practice") who joins us to dissect an odd little documentary known as "Kardashian: The Man Who Saved O.J." It's all especially timely given the fact The Juice — a.k.a. Khloe's supposed dad — was just paroled days ago, to the shock and amazement of pretty much everyone.

Just when we recovered from last week's incredible guest, we've got the truly hilarious Mary Sasson (FullScreen.com, UCB's Winslow, @marysasson) swinging by the studio to talk all things Dashies with us! As requested by our beloved listeners, we time traveled back to 2009 to dig deep into a vintage KUWTK ep and IT. WAS. A. BLAST.

This week, we keep the summer spirit alive with Jess back from Hawaii and special guest Mark Rennie (FunnyOrDie's "Gay of Thrones," The Onion) sitting in! There's SO MUCH MORE Rob and Chyna drama to dissect, even after last week's emergency ep devoted to it all. Also, we speculate about how truly terrible Life Of Kylie is rumored to be and have a blast testing Mark's admittedly spotty knowledge of the sprawling Kardashian clan.

We bring you an emergency episode in the wake of Rob’s instagram tirade/rant/illegal activity/DUCK? This is a very NSFW episode where we sort through the complicated feelings of today’s meltdown. We’d love to hear your feedback. We’re looking for listener questions, feedback, requests, and any ole thoughts you may have.