Kar Dishin' It : All Things Kardashian

Guys, there’s so much news still swirling in the Kardashian universe: Kanye returning to Twitter in a big way and giving a very bizarre radio interview, Kim turning her iconic bod into a perfume bottle, DASH closing after 12 years (RIP) and A POSSIBLY HUGE KAR DISHIN IT EXCLUSIVE SCOOP re: Tristan and Khloe. You’re gonna HAVE to listen to this one, folks. We promise. And, of course, we dive into another amazing Season One episode.

Wow, what a week since we last met. We give a run down of all the Khloe/Tristan cheating scandal, the birthday of her baby True, and Kylie being mom-shamed at Coachella. Then we have what is maybe the episode that defines the Kardashians, Kim’s Playboy photoshoot! We have Kris selling her children for cash, Caitlyn in Playgirl, and Kim finding her voice. It’s a true classic of an episode!

Before we get to our vintage episode recap, we just gotta dive in the insane Tristan/Khloe drama that exploded on Tuesday. Marcy and Jess dig through the rumors and facts, trying to suss out where this wild story is headed and how the hell we got here. Oof. Afterward, they dig into a primo KUWTK Season One ep, where Khloe, Kourt and Kim all fly to creepy Joe Francis’s Puerto Vallarta estate for a Girls Gone Wild bikini photoshoot that goes pretty off the rails.

Marcy and Jess continue on in their journey through Season One of KUWTK with episode two! It’s a joyful journey through Kris’s early managing days, as she books Kim at a mortifying event known as “Celebrity Catwalk Fashion Show” and accidentally hires a porn star to nanny the girls. There’s also plenty to discuss in the news with Blacc Chyna’s Six Flags meltdown and Stormi’s lavish first Easter celebration, which included a terrifying 10-foot flower Easter bunny. All that and more!

Marcy and Jess go back to where it all began: The first episode of KUWTK! We revisit the pilot and hoo-boy is it a damn ball! The unlasered hairlines! The gem-tone, silky dresses! The giant belts! Kris’s tragic haircut! Litte Gabbana!!! We also dive into the week’s news, which includes controvery around KKW’s newest beauty product, Kendall coming out as straight and the proper debut of baby Chicago!!!

Our first episode after the season finale is a fun and layered one! We talk about some intense and important listener feedback we got on last week’s episode, as well as some WILD updates on Jessica’s insane cat, Puddy. There’s plenty to digest with the family, too, as we sort through Khloe’s Amazon-sponsored baby shower, Shia claiming Kanye took all his clothes, Sofia Richie slowly morphing into Kourt and it’s all capped off by Marcy slipping into her Cajun accent for a moment, too!

It’s the season finale! We round it all out by recapping with an exciting guest, Kate Casey from the podcast Reality Life With Kate Casey. We break down a fun one that has Kourt, Kim and Khloe traveling to San Francisco for a sister trip, only to bicker about too much phone time, eat dim sum and wander through a dungeon. Meanwhile, Khloe learns the sex of her baby and we meet Kim’s surrogate. Babies, babies, babies!!

Marcy’s best friend Rebecca is here!!! We’re so happy to have her guest with us while we talk through a very pregnancy-focused episode of KUWTK. Khloe is stressing on her baby news breaking while Kourt is exploring the idea of freezing her eggs. Meanwhile, Kris slays in a blonde wig and incomprehensibly lures the girls into a bizarre Miranda Priestly bit that makes almost no sense. Meanwhile, they talk about visiting real wolves, getting groped in the club, and plenty more!

As we near the end of this season of KUWTK, Marcy and Jess dig in on an episode that honors the one and only queen... Kris Jenner! Thanks to Scott’s (?) undying curiosity about the woman who created the the most lasting empire of our time, we get educated on all things Kris. Meanwhile, Khloe is once again juggling her friendship with Malika, and Kendall bores us to tears during a soundbath. The gals also touch on the Blacc Chyna video leak, Kourt bragging about her tiny bod, and plenty more!

It’s the first full episode since Kylie unleashed her Stormi on the world so Marcy and Jess get to gab about it together, at long last! Meanwhile, New York Fashion Week arrives and half the clan hits the East Coast to trot around various parties and shows. While there, Kim yells about her hair being real and Kendall somehow wins a lifetime achievement award even though she’s barely been alive. Meanwhile, Jessica’s washing machine overflows and her cat starts peeing everywhere while recording!

Jess and Marcy continue the KUWTK break (no episode till next week!) with an extra special mailbag episode! It’s a blast reading emails and questions submitted from you! They gab about everything from whether Rob will have a “comeback” to how to deal with haters when they throw shade at our beloved Kardashians, and everything in between!

Emergency Kylie Baby Announcement Statement Kylie gave birth to a baby girl, February 1st at 4:43pm. The baby girl weighs 8lbs and 9oz. Marcy, Jess, and Trish are back but not together for this emergency episode. The ladies share some of their thoughts and congratulations on Kylie’s birth announcement. Congratulations to Kylie and Travis!

It’s time to fill the void of having no KUWTK episode this week by digging IN on the week’s Kardashian headlines. And there was no shortage, given Kim’s Bo Derek braids controversy, her wild nudes, Kendall being sassy to Scott on instagram and so! Much! More!

2018 continues to deliver as far as the Kardashian family is concerned, thanks to a meaty episode of KUWTK that delves into some very real Scott & Kourt drama, Kris wanting to quite literally turn herself into a diamond and Kourt trying to uncork her creativity in some far off, wildly implausible way. We also talk about the Calvin Klein quilt-based campaign, Jess’s truly bonkers Angelyne show and an amazing show Marcy was a part of, on top of lots more.

Jess got out of her deathbed to cover this week’s double episode, full of baby announcement and arrivals. We talk about some fake news, false sightings, and the internalized misogyny that Khloe just can’t tamp down!

We’re back and like MJ we’re ready to cut up! We have famed Kardashian investigator Mariah Smith (Keeping Up With The Kontinuity Errors) dissecting the first ep of the New Year, #LEGGO!

It’s the last KUWTK episode of 2017 and it’s a very candid one as the Kardashian ladies learn how to answer the dicey interview questions they normally stumble in answering during press.

It’s time for the sisters to battle over which one Mama Kris loves most in this week’s episode of KUWTK. Marcy and Jess dig in, poking fun at their best acting attempts as things get pretty silly — including eating cake off the floor at one point. We also talk about engagements, dating apps, Jess’s sister in Dubai and when oh WHEN we might ever get these damn pregnancy confirmations!!!

Marc and Jess recap an episode that tackles the insanely huge issue of gun ownership as well as ... an upbeat dog swap snafu?! It’s a lot! They also recap the week’s Kardashian-related headlines, including a juicy, new turn in the Taylor vs. Kim feud.

It’s Christmas time in Kardashian manor, a.k.a. Calabasas, and we dig right into an episode filled with all kinds crazy hijinks, including Cheban in TWO prosthetic getups. We also read some truly A+ listener emails and toast to Marcy’s birthday!