Dropped Culture

In the face of total annihilation by the omnipotent Beast's unstoppable hordes of Slayers, two hostile neighbouring nations form an alliance against the common enemy. However, the otherworldly adversary is all-powerful, and before long, a handful of mismatched defenders are willing to walk a shitload to ensure the land's future. In this suicide mission, the magical, five-edged weapon known as the Glaive is their only chance of survival. There is a Cyclops, Giant White Spider, Red Lava Water, National Parks, a man who has a specific set of skills (one of them is not taking care of his family), a guy who sells candy, and a man that once dressed like a nun. Join Dan and Brock as they gush about how cool this movie really is!