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Wil is SO SO SO SO Good at stepping on Court’s vocals and Leif couldn’t care less! This is all for our haters!! It’s THIS B*TCH Destiny’s Child PART 3! We pick back up in ‘99 and we must say... CGI is a THEME! From the girls first #1 single to the importance of the DC Hair variation we cover it all!! How Kandi and the girls changed R&B and how Mathew’s scheming made tensions rise to the eventual SPLIT heard round the world! New members including our criminal justice ANGEL and the DESTINY that didn’t make it! Plus! Jumpin Jumpin! Bug a boo! Say My Name! Pagers! 50 Cent! Beyoncé’s notes! AND The Spring Break meeting of Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s man-pris! HEAT UP YOUR GLUE GUN AND LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and don’t TRY IT we’re UNSTABLE!

Court’s jealous at Solange’s wedding, Wil is all “Thank You DOT MP3” and Leif RUINS it for us! It’s THIS B*TCH Destiny’s Child part TWO! Girls Tyme has fallen apart and like SCAR in the NIGHT Mathew rises to power! Add Miss Letoya and CANNONBALL they’re Destiny’s Child! We cover all the No No No’s before No No No! From the name change and Elecktra records to Columbia records and some dirty deals. Let the drama begin! The girls first single, their debut album and their first hit!!! And a GAGA connection?! Baby’s first GAG!!!! Plus! Cassette tapes! Missy! Timbaland! Wyclef! Jermaine Dupri! WayLAWN Jennings! We are learning so much!! Wait... SEX SELLS?!!! GET ON THE BUS AND LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and just FYI in the 90’s it was all about a seminar!

Wil is a Virgo perfectionist and that is NOT a popular trait, Court’s AOL E-Mail account is hacked and Leif is Emotional about his Bills Bills Bills! That’s right it’s the moment you all have been waiting for... THIS B*TCH DESTINY’S CHILD!!! From the early beginnings as the Hip-Hop Rapping GIRLS TYME we talk Beyoncé, Kelly, LaTavia, Nina, Nicky and Ashley! We also cover all the girls early management from Andretta and Lonnie to Mathew Knowles and our favorite comedian Mama Tina. If you need a copy of your contract... my dad works for Xerox!! From Bootcamp and Headliners to the girls ultimate performance... at Star Search... against USPS’s own... SKELETON CREW. PLUS! We explain paper usage to Gen XYZ! Wil gets cancelled and Court becomes a woman that’s right y’all our best years are behind us!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and where do the girls go from here?! TUNE IN NEXT MONDAY FOR Destiny’s Child PART TWO!

Will is Black Parading Black-owned businesses and Court is yelling at Tina to delete her Instagram posts! Who’s trying to colonize these Gift Bags?! It’s barely still summer but we’re STILL talking Summer Jamz! We start back up in 2016... before the epic VMAs and before the world ended (election night). We reminisce on Chico’s ICONIC Star Wars collab and look forward to Courtney starring in the new movie “Bring it On: Sucks to be a Teen!” Plus! A Post Malone analysis! Sia! Desiigner! Drake! Kendrick! Normani! Rihanna! Rihanna! Rihanna! Call the Maginnis Book Of World Records it’s the longest Episode in Herstory! So LISTEN TO IT! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and could you be Whiter than a Yankee Candle?!    narcisistaspodcast, thenarcisistas, podcasts, comedy, brainmachinenetwork, songofthesummer, summerjamz, Beyoncé, PostMalone, Rihanna, Drake, Desiigner, Kendrick, Normani, Bringiton, KidsBop, Trollz, StarWars, Blackownedbusiness, summerjams

Wil doesn’t see his notes applied and Court is Slosha Fierce! That’s right we’re not looking forward to these last two episodes! From the Summer Jam version of `Baby it’s Cold Outside’ to so much Kidz Bop content this is a ROUGH time! We give Miley some things, cover the Macklemore time and we ask Nelly... WHY?! Plus! Daft Punk! Sam Smith! John Legend! Calvin Harris! Rachel BEEN Platten! Cups for the kids even though they can’t feel their FACE?! Iggy is WHITE?!! Cue the patented... White people suck! White people suck! Go ahead and BOOGIE WOOGIE THEN LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and join us next week for a much needed cultural shift!!  

Wil is going back to the south and Court spent $30k on vocal lessons! That’s right y’all we’re  back this week talking Summer Jamz! Pull out your Durag calendar because we’re starting back up in 2010! We cover the little known LA/NYC rivalry, shade the Midwest, Utah and all of Europe and reveal who our favorite Flat Earther is!! We don’t have KIDS and we hate to BOP! Plus! Christian Katherine Perry! Adele! LMFAO! Nicki! Rihanna! fun! Flo Rida! Janelle Monáe! Carly Rae! So much singing this episode! Was this the change Obama was talking about?! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and the Ice Cream Truck returns with the song of the summer every summer! 

Yup yup yup!! Wil is the H&M bop and Court is a New Yorka! Get us outta here! It’s Summer Jamz part THREE! We start off with some listener reccs then pick back up in 2007! Get ready for more nostalgia because we try to get “Rubberband Man” in the Songwriters Hall of Fame! We also give Mr. Worldwide his roses and call our salon because it’s time for THE RIHANNA BOB!! We REALLY like Rihanna BUT who can’t we can’t stand?! I mean.... Why the Plain Tees gotta be WHITE?! Plus! T-Pain! Avril Lavigne and the Maroon 5’s! Christian Katy Perry! Sound the Gaydar it’s Lil Wayne! Jesse McCartney is Kids Bop READY! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and tune in next week for the 2010’s where we just become cranky old B*TCHES!!!  

Wil is watching GARBAGE with the queen and Court is fake pregnant! It’s Summer Jamz PART TWO! Taking you all the way back to when Summers were Summer-ing! We kick it off in the year 2004 so hope you have the computer tower technology to download these songs because... we got fingered to all of these! A Hollaback Girl breakdown & the song that truly made an entire generation of gays lose their mind. PLUS! How to not PHUNK with our spirit! Greys Anatomy! Juvenile! Hooba! Stank! Mariah! Rihanna! Rihanna! Rihanna! Put dipping it low on your To Do list, leave your panties on the cafeteria floor and LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and this ones for the Willenials! 

Wil is at the 2000 Source Awards considering Nelly while Court popped a titty out and it hit the ground!! That’s right y’all were talking SUMMER JAMZ!!! This Ep is fulfilling... but also we’re old! We cover the top Summer songs from 2000 to today! What songs did we dry hump in a basement to and what were the most important homosexual defining moments in our life?! Hey now... don’t be racist Smash Mouth! We talk ALL our early 00’s faves PLUS Creed and Matchbox 20! If it’s not in Spider-Man we don’t want it! Quick question... is Eve a bigger girl?! We’re no longer looking for this photograph thank you very much! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and grab your Capri pants because O-Town is at Dominos!! 

Wil is Mood 4 Eva because he doesn’t have time to argue EXCELLENCE. Court is the Butler because Beyoncé’s Butler BEEN White!!! Today is a REGAL Ep because we’re talking the masterpiece that is BLACK IS KING!! Just one question... HOW does THIS B*TCH keep elevating?! A powerful celebration of Black beauty, a love letter to the motherland and a FEAST for The Hive. The FASHION! The OPULENCE! The REFERENCES! From Touki Bouki to Blue Man Group it’s all there! Solange’s influence, inserting Blackness in historically White spaces, the Beauty and importance of Brown Skin Girl and so much more! Our Bootylicious business woman just keeps giving us The Gifts!!! Be your own Beyoncé y’all and LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and the Royal pu$$y is clean y’all!   

We have a sexy and sad Ep for you today! It’s all bad news! Wil is FREEDOM FREEDOM WHERE ARE YOU... because he voted for Trump.  Court is prepping for the big drop... but the drop is just her mental health! Today we are talking #FREEBRITNEY baby because FREE BRITNEY!!! This Ep is a rundown of the conservatorship. When it started, why it’s still happening and who is involved. We’re not gonna SPIRAL like everyone thinks we are OK?! From 5150 holds and self cut bangs to being a dementia queen (?!?!) it’s all sorts of F***ed up!! A lack of emojis tip, an old white man named Wallet, leaked voicemails and letters. Plus! Her specific angle and FLAIR for Instagram, chunky highlights and KFed of PoPo Zow fame! It’s 2020 for those of you losing track! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and QUARANTINE TIP the salt from your tears will curb your snack cravings!

~*We recorded this episode days ago and want to say Rest In Peace to the beautiful and immense talent Naya Rivera*~   It’s Back to Beyoncé y’all! Court realizes Jorts are rude, Wil is hiatus Bey and Leif is in his bunker! It’s a HOT T*TTIES y’all and the news is PACKED! We talk Mariah’s new book, the mental taxation of social media in Quarantine and Beyoncé’s Italian heritage! Issa me! White Yoncé!! Big Sean is a bitch, Kanye is running for president and we really wish our reptilian overlords would just chill so everything could be about Paris! Plus! The Will and Jada entanglement.... I mean could you imagine having sex with someone born in the 90’s?! Keyisha Cole tease, Hamilton and there was NEVER an Ice Cream truck!!!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and I’M GONNA PUKE!  

The finale Ep to Lil Kim the QUEEN BEE!! We cover it all from ending beef from the 90’s to plastic surgery to finally getting the honor she deserves!!! It’s a real Bad Boy Girls Cruise Episode so get your celebrities to go UNDERCOVER and please for the love of Biggie don’t do the accent!!!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and yes it’s LADIES NIGHT AND OUR RHYMES IS TIGHT!!

Up top we just gotta say BEYONCÉ!!! BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ!!! Black is King and the fragile White Karen of the group can’t take it!! Wil almost rolled her ankle and she’s sitting down!! But it’s THIS B*TCH Lil Kim Pt. 5 so let’s get back into the OTHER Queen Bee! Court is putting her lighter up and Wil wants War so it’s a HOT start to say the least! Kim’s on her independent artistry dropping mixtapes but when NOTORIOUS drops we get into the drama surrounding! Also a Dancing with the Stars SLAY! Suburban moms getting their whole gay life! A Formal apology from Court! Wil dancing in a wig on YouTube! A Plastic Surgery breakdown and the rise of Nicki Minaj! The real TEA behind the beef... Pink Friday VS Black Friday VS Court’s new mixtape Casual Friday! To top it all off we give a Summer SQUAL! Does someone get struck by lightening?! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and let your LIBERAL wig fly!!!  

Black Lives MATTER!!! The Narcisitas are fresh from a Drunk AF Juneteenth so Wil ain’t gonna drink no MO but actually bartender could you give him ONE MO!? Court is countdown to QUARANTINE lockdown baby. A quick THANK YOU to Beyoncé before we jump off right back into THIS B*TCH LIL KIM PART 4!!! We officially are counting down to the lockdown so we start by talking The Naked Truth! Some Scott Storch tea EW and the new BET Awards for the Big Bang fans!! Welcome to Brooklyn... and also Ridgewood Queens y’all! Our Trinidadian Queen serving Business Casual, day-to-evening at all times HOE. We live! With appearances by Marc Jacobs! Kat Williams! Dirty Debbie! Jack Black! Lauryn Hill! Plus Kim’s arrival to prison and the legendary VMA to Grammy comeback! Let it Go! (NOT Frozen)LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and if you don’t got a Marley shirt... what’s ur problem?!  

Hey Narcisistas. We take a break from covering feminist icon Lil Kim and just have a conversation. Talk through some emotions... talk through some actions. Maybe not our funniest Ep but definitely one of our most important. Listen if you can, maybe share with a friend? Our lines of communication are open! DM us! Text us! Call us! Facetime us! LETS TALK!! LETS KEEP THIS CONVERSATION GOING. We love you all so much. SO MUCH. BLACK LIVES MATTER!!!

Wil sent a white dude named Courtney a kite with his panties attached so you know it’s time for THIS B*TCH LIL KIM Part 3!! A Diva titty jiggle that cemented her stardom AND being a Wilhemena model storming the runway?! Being a HOE is ITTTTTT!!! From Kim’s first album without Biggie to the soaring confidence and stardom of La Bella Mafia we have no CHOICE but to STAN! The iconic videos alone! A Method Man Hall Pass, Underwear Ads as a baby gay and Mary J. Blacked Out! It’s all about Vagina based choreography y’all! Sisqo! Baby Kanye West! David LaChapelle! The Willenium! Our dream 6-way call! LADY MARMALADE!! Plus the Foxy Brown beef that led to a shooting and eventual jail time for the Queen Bee!!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and SURROUND yourself with HOMOSEXUALS!

Wil is a Sk8r boi, Court is freeing the titty and Leif? Leif is finally FREE!! Lil Kim is the Holy Ghost and GOD is woman people!! Bout to start a Narcisistas Only Fans it’s THIS B*TCH LIL KIM PT.2!!! Where Brooklyn at!!?? From Biggies meteoric rise to fame to Junior M.A.F.I.A.’s debut album with Lil Kim’s as the standout we get into it all! The kids don’t know that we are a soundtrack family and Puffy is our BEST friend! We talk the FEMINIST MASTERPIECE that is Lil Kim’s debut album HARDCORE! You all goin to Dunkin?! Well here’s my pu$$y. We also get deep into the young reckless toxic love between Biggie and Kim, a life changing decision and the tragic loss of Kim’s mentor, lover and best friend. PLUS! Faith Evans beef, ghostwriting and the original MISSY ELLIOT ICONIC ladies anthem!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and honestly should we get BOTOX?! We love you Kim!!!    

It’s time to give the QUEEN her things and MORE!! Ladies and Gentlegays we present to you.... THIS B*TCH LIL KIM!!!!!!! Wil used to be scared of the d***, Court loves cartoons and Leif... well Leif’s smoking drugs! Let’s get into it!! The IMPACT of Kimberly Jones is wild. She brought Sexy back while being a 4’11” tough feminist Diana Ross loving fashion icon! Gloria Steinem WISHES!!! What we don’t talk about enough is how she overcame abuse, neglect, and homelessness. She did everything she had to do to survive even if that meant FIGHTIN B*TCHES! Grab her Vaseline cause THIS B*TCH is a Rebel!!! We cover the start of her rapping and the meeting of one  Notorious B-I-G!!!! This is just the beginning!! Part 2 out NEXT WEEK! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and when this quarantine is over we’re going to SMOTHER you all in our T*TS!!!   narcisistaspodcast, thenarcisistas, podcasts, comedy, brainmachinenetwork, thisbitch, quarantine, lilkim, queenbee, bedstuy,

It’s the thousandth day of Quarantine so we did our gay homework!! Court is confused by bad reviews, Wil is giving Naughty Girl and Leif took Single Ladies for granted! That’s right our ACTRESS FIRST series continues because we watched BURLESQUE!! Moulin Rouge WISHES, Chicago COULD NEVER, Carmen a Hip-Hopera... WAS BETTER. We had never seen Burlesque so up top we ask WHAT IS OUR PROBLEM?! The Wigs ALONE! Who needs continuity when you’ve got Stanley Tucci and Alan Cummings!!! You can tell a rich gay wrote this movie because it’s all about AIRSPACE LADIES!! Xtina is EVERYTHING even if she twerked with her shoulders and the lack of Oscar buzz for Chad Michaels is homophobic!! WE ARE REFRESHINGLY RAUNCHY SO LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and I’m just gonna write this Postcard... OH RIGHT NOBODY LOVES ME!!!