Bro Code For Parents: What To Expect When You're Awesome
- Autor: Barney Stinson
- Narrador: Neil Patrick Harris
- Editora: Simon & Schuster
- Duração: 2:34:05
Sinopse
The newest book in the New York Times bestselling “Barney Stinson” canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid.
So you’re going to be a parent.
You might be asking yourself a series of important questions:
Will I be a good parent? • Will I be able to afford this? • Can I ever have sex again?
Well, the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn’t mean your kid has to be as lame as you’re about to become. That’s why I’ve written this book—to teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy.
The Bro Code for Parents will help you:
Choose a baby name that won’t get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker •
Interview and hire a smokin’ hot nanny • Teach your child instant classics like “The Boobs on the Bus” and “Bro, Bro, Bro Your Boat”
With full-color illustrations, interactive work sheets, and even suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, The Bro Code for Parents gives you all the tools you’ll need to raise your child to be almost as awesome as I am. Almost.
Capítulos
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BroCodeForParents 21 TimeCapsule
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BroCodeForParents 22 TheBoobsOnTheBus
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BroCodeForParents 23 Feathering
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BroCodeForParents 24 Doctor
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BroCodeForParents 25 Sex
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BroCodeForParents 26 Education
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BroCodeForParents 27 Babyshower
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BroCodeForParents 28 LifeInsurance
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BroCodeForParents 29 Milking
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BroCodeForParents 30 Names
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BroCodeForParents 31 Gender
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BroCodeForParents 32 Multiples
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BroCodeForParents 33 BirthPlan
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BroCodeForParents 34 Part3
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BroCodeForParents 35 TheFoxAndTheBro
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BroCodeForParents 36 Childcare
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BroCodeForParents 37 BroMcDonald
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BroCodeForParents 38 BirthAnnouncement
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BroCodeForParents 39 Wardrobe
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BroCodeForParents 40 GoldieSlut
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