9to5 Entertainment System (9es)

We're four days into the festival and we're back! We hit the ground running watching indie psychological thriller The Dead Experiment and the follow up to one of the more talked about films of last year's Fantasia V/H/S 2! How did the fare? Listen now to Fantasia veterans Keith and Jon talk about these two films. The post 9to5 Goes to Fantasia 2013: The Dead Experiment and V/H/S 2 appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

And saying “No! Bad perverts! BAD!”. As a public service the news team at new channel 9ES has really gone and done their homework on this one. We talk about our privacy, government and stabbings and of course Superman. But[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 40: Bopping Perverts on the Nose appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

Yeah, nobody ever says that in the episode, and yeah that's the old episode image down there but guess what? I'm in a rush and nobody reads this stuff anyways. You're all too busy with your podcatching software and twitter feeds to give a shit about what I'm writing here and now. You know what? Fine. It's settled. Just listen to the damn episode. The post 9to5 Entertainment System 39: Superman is Jon’s Kryptonite appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

Man, the second "L" in "Malcolm" is pretty tricky. It looks wrong with it and it looks wrong without out, what's a boy to do? Here it is, a day late but a dollar off (a dollar off free is still free). New 9ES! We talk an awful lot about movies in this episode so enjoy that. The post 9to5 Entertainment System 38: White Malcolm X appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

Don't spoil it for yourself, the answers lies within. Within this podcast. Seriously though, this podcast is mostly about the XBox One (1? Uno?) and then it gets zany towards the end. We talk a lot about the future of gaming in a dystopian DRM controlled future and then we talk about scissoring. What's not to love? Also there's a magic sound effect in the middle of the podcast where our recording just stopped and we had to start up again. It's groovy. The post 9to5 Entertainment System 37: What’s a Merkin? appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

You might wonder why sometimes we’re a little with posts. Sometimes the comic is late, sometimes the podcast is late, sometimes we say we’re going to post something and it takes a long time to come out (or never does[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 36: Art With a Hammer and Steel appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

The title of this podcast is seriously Sophie’s description of a metal band. This is going to be the most half assed post ever for a podcast since it’s midnight, I’m on like 4 or 5 hours of sleep and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 35: Riding Unicorns on a Rainbow appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

We get together without Sophie and for some reason we get really serious (as you can probably tell from the super serious title I chose for this). Ok, it’s not really “some reason” it’s because I was reading about some[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 34: Double Fucking Newsflash appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

Here’s the part where I talk about the podcast but usually talk about what audio issues may or may not plague the recording. I’m happy to report that other than the fact that my voice is a little louder than[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 33: Don’t Talk About What’s on TV appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

No Scott, tell us how you really feel about your about-to-be-born child. This is the last 9ES before Scott is a full blown father, I mean, I guess he’s a father right now, but his child still lives inside of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 32: You’re a Shitty Baby appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

In the same way that Scott sat 9eS 30 out, Sophie is missing here in 9ES 31. We are some busy people, Sophie was out repping 9to5 (dot cc) in New York City you see, probably not really, but she was in NYC going to Broadway Shows and stuff. We don't talk about that at all in this episode, what we do talk about is all the geeky stuff that you should be talking about with your friends. A healthy mix of up-to-the-minute geek stuff and old timey geek nostalgia (sometimes both at the same time). Listen with your earholes Pam. The post 9to5 Entertainment System 31: Handsome Peter Dinklage appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

Holy shit, with a new USB splitter comes a new host of recording (or rather editing) problems for me to deal with. We did it though and other then a few moments around the 45 minute mark the sound quality[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 30: Broke-Black-Back-Rock Mountain appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

Here is a rare, indeed I think it's the first, episode that has only Sophie, Jon and myself in it. So rare we don't even have an episode image for it! So I just put a big "X" over Scott's face. Take that Scott! Bwa ha ha! What better way to celebrate Valentine's day then to sit down with your loved one and listen to us? Or to sit down by yourself and listen to us? There is no better way. 9to5 approved. Enjoy the show everyone. The post 9to5 Entertainment System 29: Corran Horn, Rural Juror appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

You know, with a title like that, you’d probably think we talk a lot about The Lord of the Rings or The Hobbit and you know, we do talk about those things. However, we talk a lot more about wrestling. We[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 28: Bravest Little Hobbit of Them All appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

For the first 9ES of the year we talk about butter running out in Russia. I'm not going to Google that, you can fact check our own nonsense. Something that is definitely real (but I'm not going to link to it either) are cognac pipes. Look those up too. We also talk a whole heck of a lot about dicks in movies, starting with Django Unchained and then taking a magical journey through the history of dongs in cinema. We also then talk a lot about what passes for metal at the Grammy's. Another classic episode from the 9to5 crew. The post 9to5 Entertainment System 27: Is That by Evanescence? appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

Here it is, the podcast you've been waiting for! The podcast where we talk about all the stuff that we loved in 2012, specifically, stuff that came out in 2012. It's the first podcast of 2013 and we're already getting nostalgic for last year, we are so retro. The post 9to5 Entertainment System 26: 2012 Year in Review appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

You might notice that during the intro we say that it's December 27th, but then in the beginning of the podcast I say this episode is coming out today (the 20th) but by the end I am apparently drunk enough to think that it's coming out on the 27th and so. That's because I'm an idiot. I've recorded 3 podcasts in 2 days that spread out over 3 weeks, cut me some slack public. Cut me some slack. This is the last regularly scheduled 9to5 Entertainment System of 2012 guys, you should spread your love all over it. It will keep you warm in the dark of night as the Santaman in the sky peers into your soul and prepares to devour your children. Or something. Also, Scott sounds sleepy in that intro. The post 9to5 Entertainment System 25: He Hate Me appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

Sophie rejoins the boys in the latest episode of 9ES and we all talk about sports. Sophie's knowledge of sports will shock and astound you. The post 9to5 Entertainment System 24: The One Where Sophie Talks About Sports appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

In another exciting episode of 9ES we record the entire podcast nude. Seriously. We don't mention it in the episode, but you can definitely hear it in our voice. The post 9to5 Entertainment System 23: I’m In My Element! appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

You know what's sad? This was actually the least offensive of the two titles I had in mind. Join the boys (no girls allowed this episode!) as they talk about geek news, movies, music and video games. What-what? The post 9to5 Entertainment System 22: Tiny and Full of Asians appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).