If The Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Welcome to Cleavagy Slut-Bomb also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! We've moved to a new date in 1998, which ripples outward across space and time into this timeline, for Season 2's 14th episode, "Innocence." We talk teen sex, dive into the complexities of characters and their motivations, wonder aloud about Xander, question Jenny's actions, and marvel at Oz and Willow. Oh, we also get to meet Angelus, one of the best villains of the entire show. Full show notes at our website and @beepmepod on Twitter, Instagram Facebook, Tumblr for all the good stuff and beepmepod@gmail.com for general chitchat!Next week: Aaoooooooooooooooooo--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/beepmepod/support Get full access to If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me at beepmepod.substack.com/subscribe

Welcome to Miss Kitty Fantastico AKA If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! #BuffySlays20 is back on track with Season 2, Episode 13 "Surprise." To say we were surprised by this episode is an understatement... surprised at how not great it is! We talk a lot about the pairings that have naturally happened: Oz and Willow, Xander and Cordelia, Giles and Jenny (!), and, yeah yeah, Buffy and Angel. Join us tomorrow for "Innocence." Full show notes at our website and @beepmepod on Twitter, Instagram Facebook, Tumblr for all the good stuff and beepmepod@gmail.com for general chitchat! See ya tomorrow!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/beepmepod/support Get full access to If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me at beepmepod.substack.com/subscribe

Welcome to 2018! Today, we're headed back to Sunnydale to talk about the divisive "Bad Eggs." We talk plot, we talk Joyce, we talk S-E-X. If you love Buffy or egg puns, enjoy! Full show notes at our website and @beepmepod on Twitter, Instagram Facebook, Tumblr for all the good stuff and beepmepod@gmail.com for general chitchat!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/beepmepod/support Get full access to If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me at beepmepod.substack.com/subscribe

Welcome to If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me, also known as I Gave Birth to a Pterodactyl. This week it's definitely not Thanksgiving as we feast on Season 2's "Ted." We look into Nice Guys, Ted's cooking, why Joyce is (or isn't?) the worst, and play some mini-golf. Come join us before the robots catch on... which, now that I mention it, where are the robots?! See you in 2018 as #BuffySlays20 marches on with the disgusting "Bad Eggs!"--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/beepmepod/support Get full access to If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me at beepmepod.substack.com/subscribe

Welcome to If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me, also known as I Wear the Cheese, It Does Not Wear Me. This week we look at "What's My Line, Pt. 2!" We talk plots, we talk firsts, we get deep into Slayer lore (or what there is of lore), accents and the communicative burden. As Kelly notes about the episode, "accepting help from others can be hard, and scary, but is often beneficial," and just like Buffy and Kendra being stronger together, so are you and us! Full show notes at our website and @beepmepod on Twitter, Instagram and Tumblr, all the usual suspects. <3--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/beepmepod/support Get full access to If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me at beepmepod.substack.com/subscribe

Also known as Spike and Angel’s Name Are William This week, we look at the first part of "What's My Line." We look at the news from this week in 1997 (2:15), Plot (6:00) and Series Firsts (15:00). We spend a lot of time on Kendra, Angel and Buffy, shoes on the bed, the economies of local ice skating rinks that can close on Tuesday, cryptography, and the Order of Taraka. We end the show by yelling at each other (42:30). Join us next week for Part 2 of "What's My Line." Visit our website www.beepmepod.wordpress.com for more and follow us on Twitter and Tumblr @beepmepod <3--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/beepmepod/support Get full access to If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me at beepmepod.substack.com/subscribe

Welcome to If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me - also known as The Apocalyi Have Happened, Now What? - also known as Do You Like My Mask, It Raises the Dead, Isn't it Pretty? In this episode, we contend with a rowdy dog as the robots look at this week in 1997 (2:15), we talk plot (7:00), Ethan, tattoos and Giles as Watcher, Giles as Rebel, Giles as Drunk. We dive into possession in this and our universe (24:50), talk morals (32:45) and yell at each other (35:30) before we rank this middling episode! We are a real podcast. Visit us at www.beepmepod.wordpress.com and @beepmepod on Tumblr and Twitter. See ya next week!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/beepmepod/support Get full access to If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me at beepmepod.substack.com/subscribe

Also known as Chantarelle was part of my exotic phase. It's a mushroom. It is? That's really embarrassing. This week we look at Season 2, Episode 7: "Lie to Me." We have the robots help us with this week in 1997 (3:00) and have a freewheelin' talk about Ford (8:00), Drusilla (19:00), Diego (22:00) and Xander (24:30) among others. We delve into cults (33:00) before we get to our episode firsts(47:00), yell at each other (50:00) and rank this sucker (58:30) It's a long one but a damn good one! ENJOY!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/beepmepod/support Get full access to If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me at beepmepod.substack.com/subscribe

Welcome to If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! Also known as I'm Not Really Much for the Timber. This week, the Slayerettes experience HALLOWEEN! We talk about their costumes and how their personalities did (or did not) impact the story (9:10), delve into Janus and a brief history of Halloween (32:00), release our demons (42:40) and rank this sucker (46:00). We are a real podcast. www.beepmepod.wordpress.com for show notes and @beepmepod for everything else you'd want! Have a wonderful Halloween everyone. Dress aspirationally, you never know what kind of shenanigans are about to go down <3--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/beepmepod/support Get full access to If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me at beepmepod.substack.com/subscribe

This week we discuss the patriarchy, how our characters reacted under fire, all about snakes and why is it that Cordelia constantly finds herself in these crazy scenarios!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/beepmepod/support Get full access to If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me at beepmepod.substack.com/subscribe

Today we look at culture: how our characters interact with it (10:15), use it as foil (23:40), and show their appreciation (26:20). We also look at series firsts, dive deep into mummies (!!) and see what we can learn from "Inca Mummy Girl" We are a real podcast. We are at www.beepmepod.wordpress.com and @beepmepod everywhere!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/beepmepod/support Get full access to If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me at beepmepod.substack.com/subscribe

Welcome to If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me, also known as Look What I Made, It’s Called a William. On Season 2, Episode 3's "School Hard," Kelly, Stacia and Daniel discuss Sunnydale's response in the face of trauma and disaster, the premiere of Spike (!), Shelia as foil for Buffy, how one becomes a vampire and, sadly (jk) say our goodbyes to the Anointed One. "Plop in hell you b*****d." We are a real podcast. Follow us @beepmepod everywhere. Or our website for show notes at www.beepmepod.wordpress.com.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/beepmepod/support Get full access to If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me at beepmepod.substack.com/subscribe

"Katie the knife." Join Kelly, Stacia, and Daniel into Season 2, Episode 2's "Some Assembly Required." They talk plot (6:45), they talk the depravity of the villains and how they stack up (9:00), justice and policing in Sunnydale (20:00), men/sex/”men will kill for their boners” — Giles, Xander, Chris, Angel, then f****n Eric (25:00) and zombies in Whedon-verse (37:45). If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me is not a recap show but we do talk about Buffy as it aired 20 years ago. Go on, check the dates! We are a real podcast, with a real website, www.beepmepod.wordpress.com and we tweet and tumble @ beepmepod. Next week:--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/beepmepod/support Get full access to If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me at beepmepod.substack.com/subscribe

Welcome to "He's Tucker's Brother." We've finally returned for Season 2 of If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! We are a Buffy podcast that airs in real time with the show in 1997 so as you anticipate next week's episodes, consult the voluminous guides online to being a 90s person. Kelly, Stacia and Daniel have revamped the format, got better mics (though you can't tell in this first episode, but it gets better!), and tattooed "This is not a recap show" to their foreheads.Today they talk Season 2, Episode 1: "When She Was Bad." They talk introductions, Buffy's behavior, Cibo Matto, and scream at one another in good fun. Come join us! Visit our everchanging website, www.beepmepod.wordpress.com. We are also on Tumblr and Twitter @beepmepod. <3--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/beepmepod/support Get full access to If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me at beepmepod.substack.com/subscribe

This episode could be worse - you could have gangrene on your face!We've reached the season finale of If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me where we dig into Season 1's finale, "Prophecy Girl." If you're not full from that bite of dinner, we've got sass and analysis served up just for you!Show notes at beepmepod.wordpress.com and @beepmepod everywhere!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/beepmepod/support Get full access to If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me at beepmepod.substack.com/subscribe

Have a great summer.The penultimate first season episode, "Out of Mind, Out of Sight." We talk HIPAA violations, the burdens of invisibility (or, why Clea DuVall had it coming), friendship and, if I remember correctly, Giles has on a few dope scarves!Follow @beepmepod everywhere. And beepmepod.wordpresscom--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/beepmepod/support Get full access to If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me at beepmepod.substack.com/subscribe

"Baseball. When you lose, it's bad."Join us for Episode 10 of If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! Today we discuss nightmares, dive way deep into Slayer mythology and Kelly thinks it's a neato idea to turn all Slayers into Vampire Vampire Slayers. See our website for full show notes and @beepmepod everywhere!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/beepmepod/support Get full access to If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me at beepmepod.substack.com/subscribe

"Morgan and Sid are abominations that take us further away from God."Welcome to If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we talk sexually frustrated puppets, for almost an hour! I guess there's more but, is there?! Follow us on Twitter @beepmepod or see the full show notes at http://beepmepod.wordpress.com--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/beepmepod/support Get full access to If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me at beepmepod.substack.com/subscribe

Are we a violation of the terms and service agreement?School nurses, waiters, technopagans! Come one, come all to the official boycott of If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! Full show notes at beepmepod.wordpress.com--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/beepmepod/support Get full access to If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me at beepmepod.substack.com/subscribe

This one goes out to all the honeys out there.It's time for Episode 7 of Beep Me! We talked "Angel" and Angel and Joyce - lots of Joyce. If you're here for the fumigation party, welcome! See full show notes at beepmepod.wordpress.com--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/beepmepod/support Get full access to If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me at beepmepod.substack.com/subscribe