One Star Cinema

Surprisingly violent, surprisingly gory, unsurprisingly poor audience reviews… Yep that sounds like a One Star Cinema movie if I’ve ever heard one. This week the guys sat down to watch Mohawk. This film stars Kaniehtiio Horn, Ezra Buzzington, Eamon Farren and ONE STAR CINEMA SUPER FAN (because he retweeted us once) Ian Colletti. This film is directed by Ted Geoghegan. Got […]

Does the length of the title of a movie directly correspond with how boring it is? If not, please allow us to submit for your approval… I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives In The House. Luckily the guys had Randy Carter around again to give his professional take on the film as well as […]

Randy Carter returns to the podcast for this weeks screening of Incoming. What happens when you launch Scott Atkins into space? Did you guess kicking people in the face and lots of stabby death? Then you guessed right! This film stars Scott Adkins, Aaron McCusker, Michelle Lehane and is directed by Eric Zaragoza. Have you subscribed yet? It’s easy, click […]

Matt Harris returns to the podcast to join the guys in watching a movie where beautiful humans wear amazing clothes and take turns on upping each other with sexiness and cool factor. This week on One Star Cinema we present Deuces. This film stars Larenz Tate, Meagan Good, Rotimi and is directed by Jamal Hill. Haven’t subscribed to the podcast […]

Had no clue that Netflix had porn on it… and not even good porn. Just another reminder, WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE ARE ABOUT TO WATCH… That being said, Matt Harris returns to the podcast this week to join the guys for a screening of Locked Up. This film stars Kelly McCart, Katrina Grey, Jared Cohn and is […]

Well, it finally happened… Get ready to listen to the boys from One Star Cinema get genuinely scared during a horror movie! You read that right, a movie on this podcast that actually elicited real fear. Mark this day in OSC history. Don’t worry, still totally fizzles out at the end… hence it being here. […]

Is it a movie? Is it a documentary? Is it just another CNN special report you’ll fall asleep to in your recliner? NO it’s a ONE STAR CINEMA movie! Rachel Axelrod joins the guys this week for a viewing of The Beyond. This film stars Jane Perry, Noeleen Comiskey, David Bailie and is directed by Hasraf Dulull. Got a movie […]

So… that was uncomfortable. Well at least Ruth Negga… nope, sorry… still uncomfortable. This week the guys sat down for a screening of The Samaritan. This film stars Samuel L. Jackson, Luke Kirby, Ruth Negga and Tom Wilkinson (well two scenes). It is directed by David Weaver. And once agin… ew. Have a movie that you think we should check out? Hit us […]

Just when you thought you’ve seen it all, well at least every version of the “family moves into a house that has a ghostly secret” movies… you find another (and another and another and another). Well at least this one has Kate Beckinsale in it. This week the guys settled in for a screening of The […]

Patty Robinson returns with her fur friends to enjoy a screening of movie based on a TRUE STORY. That’s right even movies based on real stuff can… you know… blow. And just look at that cast! This week the group watched Kidnapping Mr. Heineken which stars Jim Sturgess, Sam Worthington, Ryan Kwanten and the legend… Anthony Hopkins (slowly becoming a One […]

Hey look we got this space suit on ebay… want to make a movie… in Croatia? Well that’s kind of the long and the short of it when it comes to the movie we watched this week. Thank the lord we had Patty Robinson with us (as well as a few furry friends to make […]

With a Super Duper Power Cast like this, how could you possibly go wrong… well at least there is a cool dog in it. This week the boys watched Bullet Head. This film stars Adrien Brody, Antonio Banderas, John Malkovich and is directed by Paul Solet. Got a movie you think we should watch? Hit us up @onestarpodcast or facebook.com/onestarpodcast.

And we are back with ROUND 2 of The Deciding Vote! This is where the guys will make the final say on whether the Critics or Audience are correct on whether a movie is good or… on this podcast! This week the movie is Backcountry which stars Jeff Roop, Missy Peregrym, and Eric Balfour and is directed by Adam MacDonald. […]

So you know you’re in for a good time when Henry Rollins‘ name is above the title! Love this guy and not a bad little movie either, if you’re into eye slaughter… Anyhoo, the guys gathered round for a viewing of The Last Heist. This film stars Henry Rollins, Torrance Coombs, Victoria Pratt and is directed by Mike Mendez (you remember him! […]

It’s Mikie’s FAVORITE KIND OF MOVIE!! That’s right, someone decided to do a found footage movie and it ended up on this podcast!? How did that happen? Well don’t be discouraged, at least you’ll have the boys from One Star Cinema in your ear pointing out how much Mikie hates found footage movies… That being […]

Murder-porn, torture-porn, PORN-PORN- Eli Roth, the medium has grown so much thanks to you… Matt Harris returns (and may never again after this!) to join the guys in an uncomfortable viewing of Aftershock. This film stars Eli Roth, Ariel Levy, Nicolás Martínez and is directed by Nicolás López (Stop confusing the Nicolas’s Mike!). Please send recommendations to @onestarpodcast after this week, […]

It’s time for some kung-fu tomfoolery as the guys sit back and enjoy a screening of Lady Bloodfight! Insert inappropriate joke here… or not. Either way, when it’s kicks and punches and strange, indeterminate accents you better believe that Matt Harris is going to be joining us. Lady Bloodflight stars Amy Johnston, Muriel Hofmann, Jenny Wu and is directed […]

Occasionally in the process of selecting our movie for the evening we come across ratings on Rotten Tomatoes where the Audience and Critic scores are divided. Sometimes ridiculously so, like 32% critic score, 89% audience score! This poses a dilemma as to whether we should watch or not as we do only watch the ‘worst’ […]

As long as they keep making horror movies about social media… we’ll keep watching them- because they will always qualify for this podcast! Patty Robinson returns to help the guys through a screening of Friend Request. This film stars Alycia Debnam-Carey, William Moseley, Connor Paolo and is directed by Simon Verhoeven (absolutely no relationship to Paul Verhoeven… YOU GOT THAT!) Got […]

You have not experienced a Steven Seagal movie until you have watched one with the hilarious Joe Sanfelippo, even if it does ruin Christmas (HAVE TO LISTEN TO KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!). This week the guys watched Contract to Kill. This move stars Steven Seagal, Russell Wong, Jemma Dallender and is directed by Keoni Waxman. Got a movie you think we […]