One Star Cinema

Here come the #WarPigs! Enough said! Tonight’s special guest was the hilarious Dan Gordon  and the film stars Luke Goss, Dolph Lundgren, and Chuck Liddell (barely) and is directed by Ryan Little. Also be sure to check out Dan’s podcast Schmolotics on iTunes! Got a Movie you want us to see? Shoot a us a […]

Nick Cage is back!! Really… did he ever leave? And you know who else is back? Special guest Peter Bisson! This weeks movie is The Runner starring Sarah Paulson, Nicolas Cage, Connie Nielsen  and directed by Austin Stark. How could a political drama about the BP oil spill, a sex scandal and a naked Sarah […]

This week the guys are joined by a special guest: Actor, writer and stuntman Peter Bisson! Together they watched Pound of Flesh starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, John Ralston, Aki Aleong, and Charlotte Peters and is direct by Ernie Barbarash. Get ready to enjoy some Van Damme ass and literal ‘Bible Thumping.” Enjoy and remember, you can […]

Gun fighting! Sex! Incredibly long silences for no necessary reason!!! This movie has it all. Blunt Force Trauma stars Mickey Rourke, Freida Pinto, Ryan Kwanten and is directed by Ken Sanzel. So close, yet so far. They’re one star movies for a reason everybody…

High seas tentacly fun fest… thanks Kickstarter!! Harbinger Down stars Lance Henriksen, Matt Winston, and Camille Balsamo and is directed by Alec Gillis.  You got a movie recommendation for us? Tweet us @onestarpodcast!    

A valuable lesson is learned this week on One Star Cinema and you can bare witness!! Once again joined by the hilarious  Rachel Axelrod, the group watches Hot Bot. This movie stars Zack Pearlman, Doug Haley and Cynthia Kirchner. This movie is directed by Michael Polish.

The wonderfully funny Rachel Axelrod joins the guys this week with a screening of Bare. This film stars Dianna Agron and Paz de la Huerta and is directed by Natalia Leite. Many topics are explored this episode include a Reno rating system, Mikie’s ‘birdcage’ and Jason’s irrational fear of snakes!

Prepare for Adrien Brody Tear-Fest 2016!!  Tonight the guys watch American Heist, starring Hayden Christensen,  Adrien Brody and Jordana Brewster. This film is directed by Sarik Andreasyan. Go CG Helicopters!!

Ready for a creature feature! The boys watch Animal tonight, starring Joey Lauren Adams and Elizabeth Gillies and directed by Brett Simmons. Prepare your ears for the “Woaaahhs!”

Matthew Harris returns for another podcast, this time watching the Sci-Fi thriller – Stranded! This film stars Christian Slater and is directed by Roger Christian. We hope you’ve eaten already and are not as scared of slimy creepy baby aliens like Mikie is!

Once again, the boys are joined by the very funny Matthew Harris for tonight’s viewing of Forced to Fight starring Peter Weller and Gary Daniels and directed by Jonas Quastel. If you have anything better to do for the next 100 minutes… then maybe do that instead. (DAMN YOU ONE STAR MOVIES!!)

Another entry from our friends at the Asylum. Mercenaries stars Zoë Bell, Kristanna Loken and Vivica A. Fox and is directed by Christopher Ray. Are you ready for this!?

This week the boys watched Avengers Grimm, starring Casper Van Dien, Lauren Parkinson and Lou Ferrigno and directed by Jeremy M. Inman. Fairy tale hotties fight an aging actor in an alternative LA which no happens to live in. Enjoy!

Time for PTSD and a rapey Ivan Drago. The guys check out Puncture Wounds AKA A Certain Justice. Whatever title you choose (Puncture Wounds on Netflix) this movie stars Cung Le, Dolph Lundgren, Vinnie Jones and Briana Evigan and is directed by Giorgio Serafini and James Coyne.

It’s time for scantly clad camo aliens and a subtle Richard Grieco. It’s also time for One Star Cinema! This week the guys watch Apocalypse Earth starring Adrian Paul, Richard Grieco and Bali Rodriguez directed by the one and only Thunder Levin. Will you survive the apocalypse? Bring beer…

This episode should serve as a case study in the fine art of “pay-off”… or in this case how not having one can give your movie one star… Don’t Blink stars Mena Suvari (sort of), Zack Ward, Brian Austin Green and Joanne Kelly and is directed by Travis Oates .    

Hold onto your seats and your After Effects plugins! 10.0 Earthquake stars Henry Ian Cusik, Jeffery Jones and Cameron Richardson and directed by David Gidali. As good as a two dimensional earthquake movie you can get without The Rock!

What could have been One Star Cinema’s most highest rated movie to date… except for one thing!!! Force of Execution stars Ving Rhames, Steven Seagal and Bren Foster and is directed by Keoni Waxman! ACTION, BOOBS, GUTTURAL MUMBLING!! This movie has it all… and a flashlight…

This weeks podcast presents the film Awaken, starring Natalie Burn, Daryl Hannah and Vinnie Jones. Directed by Mark Atkins. Now you should click this link because of Natalie Burn.

Ashley Beyer returns to join the guys in a screening of this rather odd and confusing horror film starring Elisabeth Röhm and Kaylee DeFer and directed by Britt Napier. Purge your evening with us!