Narcisistas

Wil is Wildest Dreams because he’s simply blown away by the bone structure of our guest and Court is the CATS trailer because... what the F**K! It’s our LAST Episode of the Taylor Swift THIS B*TCH era!! We had to make it a legends only Pod so joining us today is Swiftie and ICON HARRY HILL!!! He’s BACK on the pod but the real question is WHO is in the suitcase!?! When did our sweet Harry become a Swiftie? Is it what happens when you get burnt out on Bangerz? It’s ALL the Gaggedy Anne Tea including Harry’s thoughts on THE alleged queerness! PLUS! THE Social Media clear that SHOOK the world! Suing for $1! The Kimye drama! The BRAVERY of messy hair! AND... you know there’s more records to break!! ANYWAYS It was nice to see black people in End Game! Everything from Reputation (including the POWER of a rain show) all the way up to today’s Lover era! It’s very Pets 2!! And I am TELLING YOU... I’m not seeing Cats!! How do we feel about Taylor now? Did we convert?! Are we Swifties?! GUESS YOU HAVE TO GRAB A VODKA DIE

Wil is LOOK what you made me do, Court is ACTUALLY getting paid and Leif is just putting his fingers in Court’s mouth! Unbelievable! Joining us today on the pod is writer, comedian, actress, ANGEL... EMILY WINTER!! Emily just got married in a rainbow dress (Taylor wishes) so she’s too busy looking at pictures of herself to worry about Leif being a ghost! This is Episode 113 that was recorded on the 13th... The Taylor Swift energy is ookie spookie in THIS B*TCH Pt.3!! Last time we left Taylor we had one foot in the queer theory so let’s jump back in! Taylor’s rich and skinny and pretty... and she’s still the only DIVA who’s a DORK! We cover all the BOPS, the Guinness world records and that HIPSTER that pissed her off! This era of Taylor is giving full white woman fantasy so let’s give the basic b*tches their anthem! Frap-A-Chin-o’s! Plus a Tim McGraw Grey’s Anatomy moment! The 1989 era was pop perfection so it was hard to hate T.Swift... but we find a way! The problematic message of Bad Blood and the racial bl

The Narcisistas saw The Lion King and SPOILER ALERT... we loved it! ACTRESS FIRST! THE GIFT!! Billy Eichner!! Jay-Z on a JetSki! It’s easy to Stan the ULTIMATE QUEEN OF THE WORLD PEOPLE! LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and WE’RE NOT CRYING YOU ARE!!

Wil fell right on her face in a platform, Court is up against a bunch of LEGENDS, and Leif (after an offensive circle back) is lifting up queer artists! That’s right people it’s PART TWO of our THIS B*TCH TAYLOR SWIFT series!! Joining us today are the hosts of the Taydar podcast and COMEDY ICONS Hattie Hayes and Sarah Kennedy! Hattie is (b*tch) sitting the hell down looking wistfully while Sarah is at an NBA game with Karlie gettin drunk! You might want to get out your whiteboards for this one... The Swifties are detail oriented! From contractual 3 month boyfriends (Joe Jonas? Never heard of her!) to the scathing BOPS that follow we cover it all with these Tay Tay experts! Record breaking album sales! Valentine’s Day! SNL! Track #5! Valentine’s Day! The number 13! Making a music video in Powerpoint! Valentine’s Day! Look we don’t want to burn down a bank but we cover a lot of conspiracy theories including the INFAMOUS Kanye interruption with some behind the scenes tea! We gonna let you finish but THE ILLUMINA

A very YEEHAW PEEYAW to all our listeners this Episode is the ultimate GAG! The Narcisistas are kind of like The Notorious B.I.G. of not liking Taylor Swift... so welcome to THE THIS B*TCH TAYLOR SWIFT EPISODES!!! We’re here to give her her things AND to call her a$$ out! In this polarizing time let’s meet the other side and hear the other perspective. Wil’s got Bad Blood cause it was poisoned by alcohol, Court is full blown Blank Space crazy and Leif is under the bus and we’re hitting reverse! It’s Easter every night at The Swift home so let’s go Swifties!! This Ep is as dicey as toilet paper in your thong at a Pride party! From humble stock broking Christmas tree beginnings to finally getting onstage and showing them how good your life is this one really couldn’t get any whiter! Shania and Faith in the 90s!! Could you die?! Wait she’s an Abercrombie model?! Well grab Austin the actor move to Tennessee! We track the million little baby steps (on a marble floor) that made Taylor into one of the highest sellin

Court is the Best Thing you never had... AMERICA and she won’t come to your July 4th party on SHROOMS (this time). As the CEO of Cadillac Records Wil is the BOSS of her own time and Leif’s soccer inspiration... now that’s Beyoncé. This show is like FUBU but also for white people!! Ladies and GentleGAYS... the straights will always disappoint you so it’s just an Episode with the BOYS (Courtney’s BOOBS). We’re CHECKING IN UP ON ourselves! From the most important things we have going on (Lance Bass’s Instagram) to the most mundane (the 2020 Presidential election) we cover it all! From reprioritizing our time to some corporate fashion TEA the real question is YOU EVER SEEN A BIRTH?! It’s July 4th so everyone is gettin some PEEYAW fireworks plus some HOT word play! We’re having an existential crisis at all times cause our brains are RUDE AF but where we are on our New Years resolutions?! You better dial 911 cause Court fisted a candle! Edit this out the ELITES are starting a revolution! Seriously though do you hav

Wil has a post cum clarity, Court is the Miley of the group and Leif is LOSING CONTROL!! Ladies and Gentlegays it’s the FINAL Episode in our Missy Elliott THIS B*TCH series!! You’re gonna wanna join in on this jerk off party because just when you think you couldn’t be more obsessed with someone... THE MISSY ELLIOT STORY. It’s like Nicki Minaj... but better! She’s better! This Ep we cover everything from This is NOT a Test until today! Sure UFO’s are real but not as real as the Carter/Missy threesome! Cedric The Entertainer skits should be a LAW! From Jessica Alba’s masterpiece HONEY to 1,2 Step you GOTTA wire fight Tommy Lee! We give you all the OOKIE SPOOKIE scary realness including the diagnosis of Missy’s Graves’ disease. Fantasia is a MOOD! Since we Stan a QUEEN who Stans our QUEEN we talk Beyoncé! Fuck Frozen! Step Up 2: Lost in NY! A Jazmine Sullivan GAG! From Danity Kane to Michelle Obama we truly talk it all! We EVEN give Katy Perry credit where credit is due! Super Bowl Missy! Check out our new label

Wil doesn’t want Court’s man cause he got it like that, Court believes in things that aren’t real and Leif is in the songwriters Hall of Fame! That’s right ladies and gentleman it’s Part THREE of our MISSY ELLIOT THIS B*TCH series!! We’re talking Missy! Obama not Visage!! We pick back up with smash hit Lady Marmalade (vule vuku she avec PEEYAW!) and dive right into the album Missy made to remind you that she F**KS! You Gen Z’ers wish you knew about hidden tracks! From Beyoncé hood-rat cosplay to some production Tea Time you KNOW Missy videos went above and BEYONCÉ! A Big PEEYAW to anyone who’s ever gotten fingered in a hot tub! Back or FRONT! A Cribs episode for the ages! Who’s Babyface?! What’s Papa Roach?! Pootie Tang! Carly Simon & Garfunkel! And of course our beautiful angel Aaliyah! Missy Elliot we couldn’t possibly love you more! Crash your car into the side of a grocery store because we also got Mona Scott Young! Work it! Adidas Couture! Fighting Temptations! Japan TEA! THE 2003 VMA KISS! Comedy qu

Wil’s deep in Lemonade, Court can’t have no MINUTE man and Leif is making his own lane... to be a doctor! It’s PART TWO of our THIS B*TCH MISSY ELLIOTT series!! We pick back up with our rapping, singing, dancing, producing, feminist icon with her first #1 album! Do you think she just told friend of the pod Mariah to meet her at daddy’s house?! From hanging up on Whitney to getting Janet to come crawling back we’re just like SOCK it to us b*tch! I mean who WASN’T a Millionaire by ‘97?! From Cousin Skeeter to Lilith Fair this b*tch had ALL the squirrels calling Dr Doolittle! YIKES! You thought there was gonna be a Sophomore slump? Ha! THIS B*TCH is Missy! Wil’s gay origin story and a squirt for Space Cowboy we’ll never get over the genius of this Supa Dupa Fly visionary mastermind. Get ur freak on? Nicki WISHES! From white face to black face what is our favorite Missy video?! PLUS Ja Rule (of Fyre festival)! Did Missy plan 9/11? Either way she had the GALL BLADDER to plan a Lady Marmalade remake! Give her her t

No one even notices Court is at the VMAS, Leif is WORKIN IT and Wil is that B*TCH b*tchhhhh! A very tiny PEEYAW to you all! It’s PART ONE of our Missy Elliott THIS B*TCH series!! We call her Melissa and YES she’s a Cancer! From very dark very humble tough beginnings in VA this LEGEND has always been a shining light! As a child being the class clown covering up the genius she always knew she was destined for superstardom and we know THIS B*TCH wasn’t wrong!!! Explain yourself Janet Jackson! We cover all the career beginnings from her girl group to meeting Timbaland to blowing Jodeci’s wigs ALL the way back! It’s a MISDEMEANOR what a quadruple threat THIS B*TCH IS!! From SWV to angel Aaliyah she shaped all the 90s R&B we love! How a pivotal Effie moment led to the perhaps one of the most ICONIC visual clap backs of all time. Plus some much needed Mary J Blidge wisdom and a little peak into Black lesbian love! The Puffy verse that changed everything and the full control record deal that really wait for it...

Court ain’t eatin anything healthy and you can SUCK on Wil cause Leif is basically a flying stage malfunction! It’s another hot episode of The Narcisistas and our guests today would be terrible gays! From the A LITTLE TIME podcast it’s Mike Abrusci and Diego Lopez! That’s right it’s a podcasting Mount Rushmore! Diego is a Solange attack and Mike is 6-inches cause we’re all OVERESTIMATING. Let’s get into it! Today’s subject is MASCULINITY and we shoulda scrapped this one from the top! Someone call Jim Carrey cause we’re The Masc. Mike wants to breastfeed and Diego hits children! MASCULINITY! From working around the prison that is masculinity to the weight of toxic masculinity... this must be why men are so strong! We keep the pedophila to a minimum because were trying to be progressive but honestly... kids are sluts and women are the problem! We talk the need to take gender out of items, the differences in cultural masculinity and should we get Masculinity neck tattoos?! It’s an extremely offensive episode pe

Wil is FEELIN himself so... CARRY ON! Court is like F*CK my life... PRETTY HURTS and Leif is worried Bey won’t like him! It’s another Episode if The Narcisistas baby! This one is a special HOT T*TTIES episode and we are POPPIN OFF! A lot has been going on in the news so let’s get INTO IT! First things first a correction from our ROBYN episodes... oh and BTW no more corrections or we’ll find out where you live!!! Gossip Girl vs Girls it’s all white foolishness! We check in with all our THIS B*TCHES! We love you Britney! Rihanna DOING the THINGS even when people are CAUCASITY AF! A Mariah Vegas residency?! PLUS the hunt for Nicki’s eyebrows! We talk Met Gala 2019, parachute day in elementary school and Trading Spaces! Oh the CAMP of it all! It wouldn’t be a Narcisistas Ep without checking in with B.. Adidas collab! Homecoming! Lion King! MORE Grammys! Damn she WHITE TRASH! Would you eat an apple? Abso-FRUIT-ly not! Plus Wil gives the biggest POP OFF of all... a Game of Thrones pop off! You know the GOAT is a GO

Court is a FUN BOP that peaked in 2013, Don’t F**KING tell Wil what to DO also Leif is indestructible! Ladies and Gentleman it’s PART TWO of our ROBYN THIS B*TCH series!! We pick back up our ROBYN journey in 2005 with the start of Konichiwa records and get ready for some VULGAR spoiler alerts! Did Ciara eat Wendy’s?! Is Kelly Clarkson actually Kelly Osbourne?! From URBAN influences to William Hung this one is a wild ride! How Electro-pop Robyn on her Jill Scott poetry writing has you drunk dancing through devastating lyrics. PLUS the undeniable indestructible Robyn influence on mainstream pop music! From Be Mine & Piece of Me to Sexual Eruption... we never had a mini fro do it for us like that! What’s the best thing Lena Dunham has done in her career? We’ll give you a hint... it involves a song as big as Court’s pu$$y! Of COURSE Wil is Karamo! Oslo isn’t just an insta filter it’s in Norway! Body Talk gives us so many sing alongs and new sound bites oh and Wil is a LIAR! From the lowest low to the sweetest

Court is only pretty some of the time, Wil has gotta get himself together and Leif is a power bottom to Batman!! It’s another episode of The Narcisistas! Everyone needs to hold onto their wigs... we watched a Closed Caption doc so it’s basically a book... ladies and gentleman our THIS B*TCH series continues with... ROBYN!!! You might know her as Shonda’s ghost writer (which she is not) but you may not know what a rebellious punk rock bada$$ B*TCH she is!! From writing her first hit at ELEVEN to carving out her own unique path in the music industry PLUS her legendary influence on POP we cover it all!! How her genius songwriting makes you focus on rather than forget the pain cause EFFIE we all got pain! Court even pretends to know what a bridge is! From GRAMMIS to GRAMMYS... I need a boat! Some Britney scalding hot tea and what had Lori Beth Denberg saying CHECK PLEASE! Rihanna’s shirts are too sheer to visit the children! YES the music industry is TRASH to women but don’t worry cause Robyn is THAT B*TCH so you

Our GOOD friend Wil is feeling petty cause the FWT dvd got him in an old gay STEW. Court almost $hit her pants but it made sense cause Deviled Eggs are the Devil’s Eggs! Oh and Leif is HOMECOMING because he’s really going places... have you guys ever eaten an apple?! Our guest today is the one and only CHRISTINA GALSTON!!! Please excuse all bloody edges The Narcisistas are just back in the HOE-bit baby!! That’s right we talkin HOE SH*T and Christina doesn’t care about us falling at 106 & Park so this episode has to be scrapped! None of our exes look alike but they will all go through our phone... it’s just Metro PCS though! She might just be playing house on Fajita Wednesday’s but saying she’s not ride or die?! She rode on the tile for you!!! We talk Christina’s new man, his Matilda chocolate cake dick and ticklish TOES! Spoiler... Court’s still white! White people suck! White people suck! We end this iconic episode with a Rainforest Cafe level round of WHAT GET YOU WETTER?! Who’s Marshall Law?! Ashanti n

100 B*TCH!! That’s right we’ve all spent roughly 100 hours WASTING our life so let’s CELEBRATE! Wil is OBSESSED (trying to attack a white woman) because this Pod brings out the crazy! Court is don’t F**K with ME I know I’m loud and I know I’m cancelled! Leif has 99 problems and our THIS B*TCH series is one! Ladies and LADIEZ it’s our HUNDRIFF Ep and boy have 2 years gone by SO SLOW! We celebrate 100 by recapping all 100 Eps of The Narcisistas like some sort of LOUD GAY PRISON! From a Molly hangover on day ONE all the way to PEEYAW! Hold on to your TAINTS because it’s been a wild ride! This episode gives you all the behind the scenes TEA... wake up and call your senators Wil’s therapist is DEAD! A Whitney haunting, Casey and Courtney’s relationship, doing Ayahuasca and crack, all our gay black witches... MAN TIME IS WEIRD!! From Cum towels and blow jays to Wil’s rap and Court being a wigger all we can say is... Build a WALL!!! The beginnings of our ICONIC This B*TCH series (Mariah! Rihanna! Cardi! X-Tina! Onik

Wil is Christmas in GLITTER trying to get that Vitamin D, Court is beautiful but kinda f**ked up and Leif is having a meltdown!! It’s one of our best today people! Whenever you’re feeling pasty you wanna get near our guest because he will give you a GLOW... ladies and gentleman the hilarious Will Winner! Will is SOLDIER cause if ya STATUS ain’t HOOD... here’s a Lil Wayne verse that doesn’t rhyme!! The topic today is 420 and boy is this studio SMOKEY! We’re celebrating HARD and we never felt cooler! From 420’s origins (there’s always a STEVE!) to a tough discussion on if WEED is an Aries or a Taurus. Hitler sure was holding down the WHITES! WEED (or 6 Sauvignon Blancs) brings out your truth and real personality the rest is a performance people! From the first time we smoked weed to what our weed in the shower Beyoncé song is we ask the important questions! You think they’ll LEGALIZE it?! Murder we mean!! Who’s our hottest leading men? From Idris to Brink... who’s WET in their LA LA LAND?! PEEYAW! Will 4 PREZ!

Wil is SPEECHLESS and ready to SIT on a D, Court is a stanky bitch but you think it’s SNATCHED and Leif... Leif is GROSS. It’s another HOT episode of The Narcisistas and Omari hardwick is short you can TELL!!! Our guest today is a pretty COOL person... from the HOW CUM podcast... REMY KASSIMIR! Remy is PARTITION because yes she’s been in the car for 1 1/2 hours but ALSO... she’s covered in cum! Of course she F**KS she’s a Virgo! AAAAH I can’t believe this episode is almost over! Today’s Ep is all about CUM! But first! A Keenan and Kel story and an INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT orange soda discussion! Remy was in her late 20s and had never CUM... until she did and then she was like wait... what about my POD?! We talk female sexuality and how we need to be better about speaking up and saying what we want! ALSO... Do they teach clit rubbing in UES private schools? From the Womanizer, Harry Potter, keeping up with the Courics and how we NEVER met a maid we liked this Ep is one of our most fun and informative!! We end with

Wil is so florescent under these new LIGHTS, Court isn’t cursing but it’s written on the LOOK, Leif is 1+1 equals THE NARCISISTAS and joining us today are legends from the “What the FOH” pod it’s Bruna Petrillo and Chrissy Cox! Bruna is feeling DIVA cause there’s NO passengers on her plane and Chrissy is RUNNIN the world cause uh BUH BYE CORPORATE! It’s another HOT episode and today we’re talking SUMMER BODIES!! We’re a little tardy to the party so it’s an unbutton your top button kinda recording!! We talk to the girls about what their workout routines are and how they stay motivated! From feeling intimated on modeling shoots to not being able to bend over to tie your shoe the secret is to FEEL YOURSELF BISH!! A workout revenge narrative, crying in the corner at yoga and getting a friend to hold u accountable for... MARGS? Getting blown in a steam room and why you can’t do ANAL after a kids birthday party!  Speaking of that... Wil schools you on the curve to doing ANAL and what’s in a BOTTOMS diet?! I’ll we c

Court is ‘07 VMAS cause she’s giving and everyone’s like GIMME MORE, Wil is intimidated because... it’s RIHANNA and Lei-Fed can’t tell if it’s a Drag Queen or Derrick Barry! Ladies and Gentlegays we’re giving you a BONUS Episode of This B*TCH MISS BRITNEY SPEARS! Joining us on the pod are skinny legends and hosts of the incredible podcast IT’S BRITNEY BITCH! T.KYLE and BRADLEY STERN!!! T.Kyle thought he was balding but he’s just half asleep and Brad is delivering but the only people watching are in Turkey! It’s a jammed packed episode full of so many important discussions on the Britney journey. As Beyoncé took a Dreamgirls corner Britney took a pu$$ out corner and BOTH are IMPORTANT let’s get into... From H&M peacoats for K-Fed to Lohan crack drama to GAY on GAY stuff that ricocheted us out of the closet! Look it’s Britney! She’s not a sex robot she’s a dork who has an ear for music!! A Justin Timberlake shutdown, Janet’s cute jewelry, LARRY!!!!!!! and some PIPING HOT Saddam Hussein TEA! From Dream wit