Impossible Coin

Tegan comes for Bloodborne and I am not the person who came for Bloodborne and I am sorry about what Tegan said about Bloodborne. Rocky got eaten and Activision might as well be called CODtivision now. 5:26 The Worst Videogame Tegan Played This Week 8:41 NiER Replicant 10:58 Genshin 1.5 Update 35:03 Astral Ascent 38:13 Unbeatable: Arcade Mix 42:47 Tender: Creature Comforts 1:00:16 Hix 1:02:48 Dicey Elementalist 1:06:12 Pew Pew Live 1:08:45 Under: Depths of Fear 1:12:50 Max Reload and the Nether Blasters 1:16:52 It's time to go on a date 1:26:32 Brian's Favorite Thing 1:30:01 SEGA's Getting Into NFTs 1:36:04 Riot to record voice data to make Valorant less toxic 1:41:55 Activision Blizzard CEO cut his salary 1:48:02 All nine internal development studios at Activision work on CoD 1:52:50 Meme stocks are making GameStop real money. 1:58:16 Esports Certification Institute Joins The Fray 2:22:58 Microsoft reducing cut on its store from 30% to 12%

The gang plays a game that screws with their heads a bit. Tegan insists that the choices are easy. Oculus did the gaming showcase thing. Hearthstone is toxic. The PS3 is allowed to live for a while. THE VITA WILL NEVER DIE. 2:42 Day Repeat Day 16:58 Tales of Arise Looks Great Actually 20:41 Great Ace Attorney 31:22 Genshin 32:54 Spiritfarer Lily Update 34:14 NiER Replicant 38:21 Oculus Gaming Showcase 51:36 Turnip Boy Commits Tax Fraud 1:00:46 Sea of Solitude: Director's Cut 1:07:02 Tender: Creature Comforts 1:29:40 Roblox 1:48:00 Mortal Kombat 1:57:02 Sony says the PS3 & PSVita Stores Can Stay… For Now 1:59:35 Hearthstone is a toxic space for women and fails at representation 2:06:32 Overwatch Director Jeff Kaplan has left Blizzard 2:09:17 Marc Merrill, co-founder of Riot, is a piece of shit. This surprises no one. 2:13:09 GameStop CEO George Sherman is leaving with so much money 2:15:04 The Olympics Are Cozying Up With Video Games

Nintendo tried to get us to buy some indies. Capcom has seemingly sold us Resident Evil. Kickstarter is out here winning hearts and minds. Sony's consoles are time bombs designed to eventually not play games. Durians can be expensive. 0:50 The Real Keyboard Update 15:49 Two Eyes 34:41 Spirit Swap: LoFi Beats To Cast Spells To Demo 38:26 Unbeatable: Arcade Mix 41:00 Resident Evil: Village Demo 53:51 Resident Evil Presentation 1:05:15 Nintendo Indie Direct 1:23:20 He Means Day Repeat Day 1:37:43 The Longing 1:46:05 Rain On Your Parade 1:50:23 Blaseball 1:53:09 Where Cards Fall 1:56:14 The Grand Vizier Durian 2:07:10 Call To Action 2:07:48 7667.816419 Patreon Shoutouts 2:11:19 Global Web Index Gaming Playbook 2:23:28 Suddenly there are PS3 games that can no longer be patched. 2:27:51 The FCC made its own speed testing app 2:39:36 IT’S NOT TIME TO PLAY GAMES BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS 2:51:40 What Came Out On Steam Today

Balan Wonderworld is a box of lies and falsehoods wrapped in SHAME AND DOUBT. Together BnB is the kind of thing you daydream about if you use 4Chan. Brian should play Pac-Man 99. Tegan will never play Cozy Grove.  1:07 Pac-Man 99 11:23 Fae Tactics 18:50 Rhythm Doctor 26:47 Tegan's Keyboard Update 30:31 Tegan's Getting Her PoOT back 36:29 Balan Wonderworld 57:05 Alba 1:02:16 Simon's Cat: Story Time 1:06:35 Say "No!" More 1:11:17 Cozy Grove 1:15:31 Book of Myths 1:17:57 Lungo 1:21:46 The Legend of The Casio Loopy 1:31:37 Together BnB 1:35:12 New RE Village Footage 1:46:24 Rachel “Valkyrae” Hofstetter just became a co-owner of an eSports Team 1:48:35 Blue Box Has Been Repeatedly Mistaken For Kojima 2:02:43 PlayStation is actually working on something to counter GamePass 2:16:50 Sony to remake niche, obscure video game The Last of Us a second time 2:24:59 E3 Is Going Digital About A Year Too Late 2:38:26 Nintendo says they’re going to focus on more original IP

3:23 New Cartwright Dropped 8:07 Dandara continues to be cool 10:07 Monster Hunter: Rise Even Higher 17:44 Rocky vs. Terminal Relativity 25:20 No PoOT for Tegan 28:04 Moar Genshin! 32:52 New Among Us Map 36:46 Tegan has joined House Pfizer 38:32 Niantic teasing AR device 43:28 Lady Dimistrescu 51:47 Hearthstone 55:17 World of Demons 58:21 Fantasian 1:03:58 Oregon Trail 1:09:21 Wonderbox 1:12:17 Star Trek Legends 1:16:47 Call to Action 1:18:33 A first party Sony developed title is launching into Xbox Game Pass 1:34:28 Sony confirmed PlayStation Store access for the PS3, PSVita, & PSP ends this summer.   1:37:06 A sealed copy of Super Mario Bros has sold for $660,000 1:48:09 Nintendo followed through and removed 3D All Stars 1:53:07 Apple Arcade added 30 new titles across three categories. 2:12:17 Microsoft has agreed to sell a metric shit ton of HoloLens to the US military

Cool dad Phil Spencer pulls up to a house with a comically oversized check. Gamestop is grossly incompetent. Video games get second chances. The boat was stuck.

6:26 The Second Wyatt Masoning 13:59 Gamer Motivation Profile 59:43 Tegan is being targeted by Big Gaming 1:06:03 Nioh 1:11:48 Windblume Festival 1:21:27 I Love Hue... Too? 1:27:28 Cozy Grove 1:35:22 Sneaky Sasquatch 1:52:01 Unruly Heroes 1:56:22 Punch Planet 2:02:18 The Snyder Cut 2:11:00 Servant 2:19:48 Riot’s internal investigation of their CEO found no evidence of harassment or discrimination because of course it didn’t 2:31:39 FIFA trading scandal confirmed by EA lol 2:37:36 We're coming for your kneecaps Activision 2:46:51 Sony bought EVO 2:59:23 Square Enix Direct……. I mean Square Enix Presents

11:30 The Menudo Ramen Experiment 14:58 The Hamburger Spiral 36:52 Happy Birthday to Jean, The Dandelion Knight 49:55 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim 59:40 Monster Hunter Rise Demo 2 1:08:40 Domination 101 Articles 1:28:49 Animal Crossing Catchup 1:39:58 Blaseball 1:53:47 Sneaky Sasquatch 2:06:43 Apple Arcade Roundup 2:23:53 Patron Shoutouts 2:26:44 Genshin fans force KFC to shut down several Genshin events 2:31:53 Roblox's $45B IPO 2:48:16 Jason Rohrer, Indie Dev Dirtbag 2:56:49 Microsoft completes acquisition of Bethesda 3:12:39 Mail

1:24 Man, Bitcoin Is Stupid 7:25 Don't Get Him Started On CryptoArt 18:45 Temtem Continues 24:16 Made It Out Of Bronze, Still Hate League Tho 27:34 Kentucky Route Zero 28:35 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim 33:08 Genshin! Ya Know? 41:08 Brian Ordered A Backbone 48:19 I Love Hue 55:46 Tegan's Got A New Job 59:13 Tegan Has Jam, But Also Sadness 1:10:30 Blaseball 1:33:17 Taxi Chaos 1:47:37 Cyber Shadow 1:51:45 Ghost N' Goblins Resurrection 1:57:24 Spire Blast 2:07:48 Tales of Symphonia 2:16:05 Genshin is gonna get $200mil for ongoing development 2:21:29 UK regulator to probe Apple over suspected anti-competitive behaviour 2:33:58 Microsoft and Niantic Demo's a HoloLens for Pokemon Go 2:40:26 Goddamn Boots hired a TORTURE APOLOGIST as their CCO

If Sony State of Play presentations are wrestling PPVs there is no pyro and the matches are in the wrong order. 6:15 Genshin Impact All Day 23:46 Temtem Is Pretty Tough 33:50 Pokèmon Legends: Arceus 45:17 Nintendo Fandom Tierlist 1:12:56 Hearthstone Core Set 1:20:05 Blizzcon 1:26:08 Stadia 1:35:27 Sony State of Play 1:41:29 Crash Bandicoot 4 1:43:27 Returnal 1:46:20 Knockout City 1:47:55 Sifu 1:49:44 Solar Ash 1:52:41 FNAF: Security Breach 1:58:41 Oddworld: Soulstorm 2:01:59 Kena: Bridge of Spirits 2:05:27 Deathloop 2:10:33 FFVII - Remake: Integrate

4:10 Tegan Inflicts Violence 8:52 Guilty Gear Strive Beta 17:50 Project Triangle Strategy Demo 33:58 Werewolf: The Apocalypse - Earthblood 44:30 - It's More Genshin! 47:43 Animal Crossing Catchup 49:42 Bowser's Fury 1:17:03 Foreign Pringles 1:22:14 White Hat Trolling 1:42:46 Mortal Kombat Trailer 1:49:11 An Important Message From Tegan 1:50:32 First Nintendo Direct of 2021 1:55:04 Pyra & Mithra Are Coming To Smash 1:59:23 The Outer Wilds 2:00:22 Famicom Detective Club 2:02:20 Samurai Warriors 5 2:08:15 Monster Hunter: Rise 2:12:00 Mario Golf 2:19:40 Tales From The Boderlands 2:20:51 Capcon Arcade Stadium 2:24:28 Stubbs The Zombie: Rebel Without A Pulse 2:31:25 DC Superhero Girls 2:40:42 Miitopia 2:41:37 Mario Items In Animal Crossing 2:50:07 Star Wars Hunters 2:51:53 Knockout City 2:55:52 World's End Club 2:56:21 Hades Physical Release 2:57:31 Bravely Default 2 2:57:59 Ghost & Goblins Ressurrection 2:59:43 Wait A Minute, Skyward Sword    

9:03 The Clinton Impeachment 16:48 Sweet Mexican Confections 22:08 TemTem 37:41 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim 42:44 Genshin Impact: Lantern Rite 53:14 Detroit Style Pizza 1:01:42 Hearthstone 1:09:51 High Heels 1:27:28 Brian's VR Adventures 1:38:49 Bowser's Fury 1:53:39 Yoko Taro is Guilty of breaking Square Enix's new Fan Art Guidelines 1:57:29 The Return of Digital E3 2:09:42 CDProjektRed was Hacked 2:15:04 Twitter Plays Pokèmon gets attacked by Team Rocket

2:35 Dark Souls 1 & 2 12:22 FFXIV Announcement Showcase 19:53 Genshin Impact: Five Flushes of Fortune Event 25:03 Brian's Patreon Exclusive 29:04 Brian Can't Get A Next Gen Console 43:48 Oculus Quest 2 1:05:47 Journey Of The Gods 1:10:33 Hitman 3 - Clear 1:20:55 PG Psycho Goreman 1:25:32 Babylon 5 1:32:42 Activision Blizzard Stole an OC 1:37:42 In Japan, A Man Was Arrested For Selling A Hacked Sobble 1:45:18 Don't Harass Voice Actors 1:53:02 Gearbox Got Bought

1:44 Enter Ducat Sequoia 10:44 Immortals: Fenix Rising 25:57 The Medium 35:49 Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past 44:10 Shiren The Wanderer: The Tower of Fortune & The Dice of Fate 1:05:29 Hypland x Inuyasha 1:07:43 Hitman 3 1:33:51 Hearthstone 1:35:42 Super Mario Bros. Game & Watch 1:38:44 Chicago Deep Dish 1:53:44 Rocky Tries to Remeber Skyline Chili 2:13:19 The Epic of WallStreetBets 2:37:37 Twitter Plays Pokèmon 2:42:56 Power-Up Baseball

The Candidates - 13:07 Elimination Phase - 14:25 Unordered Top 10 - 1:07:43 Ordering Phase - 1:09:14 Impossible Coin's Top 10 - 1:48:20 Patreon Shoutouts - 1:50:35

Rocky's Top 5 12:46 Entrements 1 30:04 Tegan's Top 5 30:56 Entrements 2 45:37 Brian's Top 5 46:45 Entrements 3 1:13:11

Back to videogames 15:06 Carto 15:49 No More Heroes 20:59 Carrion 30:36 Wingspan 37:11 Immortals: Fenix Rising 42:16 Fire Emblem: Shadows of Valentia 49:43 8800 Blue Lick Rd. 58:24 Paper Mario: The Origami King 1:06:50 Blaseball 1:12:30 Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker 1:30:48 Bloodborne 1:36:32 Smash TV 1:47:59 Shin Megami Tensei 4: Apocalypse 1:50:58 Streets of Rage 4 1:59:02 Teamfight Tactics 2:06:47 NBA Jam 2:11:19 Monster Hunter World: Iceborne 2:22:48 Mortal Kombat 2:27:07 Paradise Killer 2:39:42 Linus Spacehead's Cosmic Adventure 2:46:43 Super Robin Hood 2:49:41 Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - Remastered 2:56:18 Apex Legends 3:04:02 Bug Fables 3:09:32 Earthbound 3:13:53

Split or Steal - 10:11 Fall Guys 14:27 Murder By Numbers  19.43 Yakuza: Like A Dragon 25:12 Superliminal 35:39 Return of The Obra Dinn 41:50 Little Miss Fortune 48:36 Hades 54:43 Tabletop Simulator 1:06:36 Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics 1:11:37 Genshin Impact 1:22:49 Animal Crossing: New Horizons 1:30:23 Spiritfarer 1:44:50 Panzer Paladin 1:50:24 CrossCode 1:54:16 Hearthstone 2:02:42 Among Us 2:17:13 Ghost of Tsushima 2:27:10 Spellbreak 2:35:46 Pokèmon SwSh Isle of Armor/Crown Tundra 2:44:14 Umurangi Generation 2:53:18

Looking back on 2020's top new stories somehow the thing we fight over is... anime?

I hear the coughing echoing tonight But she hears only whispers of some elephants She's coming in, virus spreading flight The airplane wings reflect the Rob Lowe that guides me towards elephants