Kar Dishin' It : All Things Kardashian

First of all, HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY KIMBERLY NOEL KARDASHIAN!!!! We love you and celebrate you always, duh! Meanwhile, in this week’s KUWTK ep, the massive Palm Springs fight between Kendall and Kylie continues, with Corey stoking the flames between him and Kendall due to his role in it all. Meanwhile, it’s Malika’s babymoon with girlfriends at Morongo Casino (!?!) and the mom-to-be is looking to live it up one last time. We’ve also got the week’s headlines including Kourt getting dragged for supporting Kanye4Prez, Kim appearing with Paris in throwback-inspired pics, and plenty more! News 00:10:42, Recap 00:25:38 Vote.org

Just when you thought sister brawls among the KarJenners was so last season, we’ve got a big surprise with this week’s episode of KUWTK: Kendall vs. Kylie! It all goes down during a family trip to Palm Springs that includes the world’s tiniest bikinis, a very fun looking drag show, and a broken lamp. Meanwhile we talk about the family raising awareness about the Armenian conflict, Khloe having been Nicole Richie’s assistant and rumors of Scott and Sofia still hooking up. News at 00:18:18, Recap at 00:46:36 https://www.vote.org/

Mariah Smith fills in for Jess this week. Mariah is a writer and comedian, and you’ll know and love her from KUWTKE. Onto the show! As the family starts to worry more about the impending pandemic Scott experiences some health issues and Kim heads to Washington to meet with some formerly incarcerated women. Khloe is determined to cure Kim of her fear of spiders for North’s love of tarantulas. In news, the family has been hit with some serious allegations of sexual harassment. But to balance it out some cute family pics and a mild clap-back from Khloe. Follow Mariah on Twitter @mRiah or Instagram @mariahmariahmariah. News 00:07:14, Recap 00:37:42. Go to Vote.org for everything you need to know to vote!

Covid is finally hitting the world of our dear KarJenners in this week’s episode, as the family struggles to figure whether to attend Kanye’s show at Paris Fashion Week ahead of the shutdowns. Meanwhile, Corey and Kris adjust to life with a new puppy and the fake photo hijinx storyline finally wraps up. In news, we’ve got Kim and Kanye on a sweet date at a friend’s wedding, Kylie and Kim trolling each other with IG captions and our new favorite term, “Diddy crop.” News 00:14:19, Recap 00:46:46. Go to Vote.org for everything you need to know to vote!

We’re baaaaaaaack!!! It’s time for a brand, spanking new episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians! We kick off Season 19 with some classic KarJenner hijinx — including picking up an old prank on Kris — and Khloe doing a LOT of heavy lifting story-wise! Meanwhile, we sort through the week’s headlines, including another Twitter rant from Kanye, Kim and Paris reuniting, Kendall coming out as a stoner and Caitlyn rightfully calling out Joe Rogan. Here we go!!!! News 00:12:46, Recap 00:47:08 Everything you need to know to vote. Vote.org

It’s the week Keeping Up With returns to close out its second to last season… EVER! But we’re squeezing in one more vintage recap from Season Five, where Khloe hides that she’s lost her wedding ring from Lamar and Caitlyn fights with Kris for space in the house. Before that, we continue updating on the bombshell news the show will be ending next year, whether or not they’ll sign a streaming deal, the controversy around Kim’s new maternity solutionwear line, and Kylie club-hopping with Tik Tok stars. Let’s do it! News 00:08:40, Recap 00:43:08 Everything you need to know to vote. https://www.vote.org/

The family announced that KUWTK is coming to an end after 20 seasons and 14 years. And with bombshells like this you know you can count on Jess & Marcy to report from the trenches. Welcome to the beginning of the end!

While we gear up for the premiere of KUWTK Season 19 in a few, short weeks, we continue with vintage recaps of Season Five. It’s a particularly fun episode with Kris hunting for men to date newly single Kim while Khloe gets bombarded by every family member wanting Lakers tickets. Meanwhile, we’ve got the latest news, including asking why Nobu seems to be the epicenter of KarJenner life in quarantine, Kris patenting “You’re Doing Amazing Sweetie” and Kylie traipsing around Paris with Fai and friends. Let’s go! News 00:11:40. Recap 00:34:00 Everything you need to know to vote in your state: https://www.vote.org/.

There’s a certain joy in starting a new vintage recap season and…. here we are!! It’s time to kick off Season Five of KUWTK, where we circle back on everything that’s been happening back in LA after our Miami stint with Khloe and Kourt! Kim is a certified superstar, complete with a new mansion of her own, and Khloe is pushing back on Kourt seeing Scott while she and Mason stay with her and Lamar. Plus the week’s current news, including Kimye seeming okay with distance, Khloe delivering a supposed “clapback” and Kris selling a Hidden Hills mansion to a pretty surprising (and suspect) new owner. News starts 00:15:00. Recap 00:37:00. Find everything you need to VOTE at www.vote.org.

Before we dive into the second season finale of “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” (and prepare to head over to KUWTK Season Five next week!) we update on the Kanye, Kanye Kanye of it all, with the latest headlines on his questionable bid for President. There’s also Kylie’s extravagant (of course!) 23rd birthday in Turks & Caicos, her getting called out by a fashion designer for favoring big-name brands, and a follow-up to our convo about her appearance in the “WAP” video. Let’s do it! News starts 00:09:17 and Recap 00:41:22

In vintage recaps, we’re one week away from the finale of “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” and things come to a boil in Magic City when the one and only Kris Jenner flying in to confront Scott and, of course, only makes things worse. Hopping forward in time, we digest the week’s KarJenner headlines, including updates on KimYe’s trip to the Dominican Republic with the kids, Kylie’s appearance in Cardi and Meg’s world-shattering “WAP” vid. and the heartbreaking news that our sweet Reign-Joon shaved his head! (Cry-face emoji). Let’s go! News starts 00:11:25, Recap 00:46:55

We’re back to our beloved vintage recaps, picking up on an episode from Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami where Scott is totally MIA while partying hard and Kim is hellbent on making sure Kourtney doesn’t let him get away with it. Meanwhile, we cover the latest headlines, including updates on Kanye, Larsa chiming in, and Kendall’s artsy Architectural Digest spread. Let’s go!

We pause on vintage episode recaps this week in order to focus on the sheer number of jaw-dropping headlines coming from the KarJennerWest family this week. Namely, Kanye kept everyone talking after a jarring Presidential rally, dozens of shocking tweets about his wife and mother-in-law (along with numerous other topics) and visits from celeb friends like Dave Chappelle and Justin Bieber to his Wyoming ranch. There’s still no clear path forward after West worried his fans and family but Marcy and Jess do their best to track the chronology of the last week and weigh in. News begins at 00:12:00.

The Kanye2020 train keeps on chugging with late-breaking and worrying headlines related to a Sunday night rally he held. We dig in and assess the situation, along with the rest of the week’s KarJenner headlines. That includes the return of Rob to KUTWK, Kylie not knowing how to read the room, her connection to the Meg Thee Stallion shooting, and Kourtney hanging out with a Tik Tok star? In our vintage ep recap we watching Scott grow ever more wild in Miami, much to the disdain of Kim. News starts 00:03:11, Recap at 00:51:30 BetterHelp offers access to licensed, trained, experienced, and accredited psychologists (PhD / PsyD), marriage and family therapists (LMFT), clinical social workers (LCSW / LMSW), and board licensed professional counselors (LPC). We want you to start living a happier life today. As a listener, you’ll get 10% off your first month by visiting BetterHelp.com/kardishinit. Join over 1 million people taking charge of their mental health.

And just like that, we’re back! Marcy and Jess have a LOT of wild headlines from the KarJenner-Wests to catch up on — from Kanye4Prez to the return of Rob to Khloe’s bonkers birthday party, and everything in between — plus more vintage recapping to get back to! We return to “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” for an episode focusing on Kim’s excessive Blackberry use and a DASH employee having a STD scare. A true snapshot in time! Glad to be back – we missed ya! <3 News starts 00:12:50, Recap 00:52:48 BetterHelp offers access to licensed, trained, experienced, and accredited psychologists (PhD / PsyD), marriage and family therapists (LMFT), clinical social workers (LCSW / LMSW), and board licensed professional counselors (LPC). We want you to start living a happier life today. As a listener, you’ll get 10% off your first month by visiting BetterHelp.com/kardishinit. Join over 1 million people taking charge of their mental health.

Jess and Marcy here with some BREAKING NEWS: did Khloe Kardashian just post an Instagram story of her having a baby shower? Are Khloe and Tristan Thompson having a baby? Check out https://www.instagram.com/kardishinit for the video. What do you guys think, is this a trick or a tease?

It’s officially summer! In news, we’ve got Kim entering the world of podcasting, Kanye going into the beauty industry, Kylie collabing with Kendall for her makeup line and a deleted KUWTK scene where Kim and Scott decide Tristan is a-ok. We keep on with our vintage recaps of “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” with an ep that has Kourtney driving herself to the brink over trying to lose weight for a bikini photo shoot. Meanwhile, Khloe is growing increasingly resentful of being away from Lamar in Miami and it all comes to a nasty boil!

Marcy and Jess keep up the vintage recaps with another jump back to “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami,” where Khloe navigates Rob moving in with her and Lamar. Meanwhile, Kourtney concocts a bizarre ruse with a former fling in order to make Scott jealous. We continue tracking the KarJenner responses to the #BlackLivesMatter and the way the family is handling Covid — which is pretty sliding scale of precaution, let’s just say! Off we go!

Marcy and Jess are back and sifting through the week’s headlines, including the KarJenner responses to the #BlackLivesMatter protests after the death of George Floyd. In much smaller news, there’s also the dust up between Forbes and Kylie after the publication attempted to dethrone her Billionaire crown. And we hop back into our vintage recaps, this time following Kourtney and Khloe in Miami where Scott goes wild at his club’s opening and Khloe goes to Chicago to see John Wayne Gacy’s preserved brain. Yes, you read that right. We also share some important listener messages and remind everyone to please check out the list of resources related to the ongoing movement and furthering your own education on our post from last week. News starts 00:08:37, Recap starts 00:46:18.

No episode this week. Instead here are some places you can donate to support Black Lives Matter, the families of victims of police brutality and murder, and resources on how to educate yourself/friends/family and ways you can get involved. Black Lives Matter. Donate to Black Lives Matter: You can find the main donation page here. Get involved with your local BLM chapter: The full list is here. Or start your own: More info here. Donate to a bail fund: This crowd-sourced Google Doc of bail funds keeps getting bigger. Support the National Police Accountability Project: This group, a project of the National Lawyers Guild, helps people find legal counsel. More info here. Support Campaign Zero, a police reform group that has been working on policy solutions “informed by data and human rights principles. More info here. Sign a petition: Civil rights group Color of Change launched a petition asking that all the officers involved in Floyd’s death are brought to justice. Find it here. Or another petition: The “Justice