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This is a recording of an artificial pond on Weaver Dairy Road in Chapel Hill. It was recorded after a big summer storm in July 2023. Support EPM on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your questions or comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

What is the best song about numbers? Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your questions or comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Enjoy this feel-good classic from the EPM Patreon archives. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Taking some time off

Jon summarizes the year in municipal wetness. David watches TV for eight hours straight. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

David marvels at Epstein’s legs. Jon shares a profound document from 30 years ago. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon celebrates his favorite animal. David remembers an important moment at Clearwater Lake. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon does some gumshoe reporting about rainfall. David challenges A.I. with his human-centered poetry. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon apologizes for Nuzzi-related misinformation. David wonders if Trump will join the DSA. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon and David discuss various theories about Jeffrey Epstein. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon catches a late case of Mamdani Fever. David wonders what to think about the Democratic surrender on the shutdown. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Jon and David mourn the passing of Dick Cheney, the wonderful humanitarian who did so much good in the world. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

The Runarounds finally play a gig in Chapel Hill! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode. https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

Jon has a proper football adventure. David thinks about someday watching a baseball game. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

The Runarounds are about to make the big time! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

Margaret "Peg" Stamm Rees 1936 - 2025

The Runarounds meet Dex Romweber! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

Jon and David share their impressions of performing at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

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Jon enjoys his cough syrup. David checks PredictIt about the government shutdown. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky